That’s exactly it! Ever since they hired Taylor as their head writer, things have been really going off the rails with these write-ups and scenes; these are only geared toward females, it seems. The Vegas move has done little to improve the quality of their productions, and these write-ups and scripts the models are expected to memorize are agony to listen to and read. Someone help!!

I didn’t realize Corey was that young. Any old man who mentioned him in a tweet will look like a creep.

This write-up (and 8Teen Boys) is what happens when you practice “No child left behind.” Some children need to be left behind.

LOL! – Why whateva do you mean? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/79997c58189b7a66bb6b177f4a5bba5ced49bb53cd82bac73554a393050330de.gif

Do the math, Andy is 29, Corey 18. That makes Andy the first craddle robbing Tweenior citizen in gay porn history.

Is the age difference really that great or are you being super shady? I can’t tell.

I have to say it must be odd to be riding a guys dick knowing he was 7 years old when you graduated. Andy is now the first ever Helix model in a scene with 5 O’clock pornstache, if they had used any heavier blur filters you wouldn’t have been able to tell they were even fucking. We need a new designation now that half this studio could legit join the cast of 30 Rock, what do you call them? Tweenior citizens? Twanks? Suggestions? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/953216b44688c6340299ac1354c70e698c509672a989be17706557a81b538abd.gif

THIS is why we can’t have nice things.