I know a lot of people don’t like Charlie because of his performances, but I like him because he’s sexy as fuck. And I have to give him credit because he actually ate fat, ugly Conrad Logan’s ass like there was no tomorrow. He earns his money.

As usual, Charlie slept through that one, too. Maybe Ricky and Charlie should just sleep together … literally.

Yes, it is a “snoozefest” and it is Ricky who fell asleep first. Why are we paying to watch someone sleep?

He bought a Soda Stream. He learned his lesson.

Until he has to choose the studio over a model who take him on a “friendly beer drink” and get the heat for it.

Why? It gives him more chances to fraternize with more models…

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The real punishment is he has to work off-camera.

Lol. Enjoy.

SIGH. Okay, let me go read that shit and get my lil life with these lil hoes. I’m so far behind though – I’m going to have to go all the way back to Tyler walking out, that’s how far behind I am.

Gurl, you need to read. All of it. Then hit up Twitter and see how Kyle and Max are retweeting positive comments from some unknown hoes from Helix’s sister site. The time stamps are all around the same time, so you know management told them to do that shit. Angel replied to one of Max’s tweets and I’m still on the floor.

I forget what Kyle’s exact position is, but I think he’s at or near Max’s level BTS. I had to throw dirt on Cameron’s name and I don’t feel sorry about it. Karma is a fired bitch. But I’m loving Taylor coming out like “I was in the car for all those rides. There was no fraud.” Kyle shut up real quick after that.

It was. I hate that I came across one of his lil videos. That man hates that he’s black.

With Joey past I was quick to assume she was the one who started that. I guess I should go and see what it’s all about, then go read the comments because I knkw y’all messy bitches were lighting them up in the comment section. Does Kyle have some significance on Helix? Is she like what Kellan is to Jason? This is the first time that I’ve really cared enough to pay attention to that twink site. Fuck Cameron! I have no love for that hoe. She looks like the type that would steal your shit and help you look for it. If I was still a model there I would just quit (if I wasn’t under contract) because that bad energy follows – I wouldn’t even want to be associated with that mess.

Kyle is doing the most though. She gotta take a chill bad and relax those fingers and do something about those blonde roots.

I know nothing about HH but I’ll assume your slam was valid.

That’s what started the whole thing, the cancellation of the tour. But Joey was still going to go ahead and do it and Kyle responded to the gossip and made himself and the company look worse. Honestly Joey comes out looking the best in all of this. Whatever shit he did this time was behind the scenes. Kyle and Co. are the ones showing their ass. I don’t even like Cameron, but how you having dude living in the studio’s mansion as a paid employee and calling it “corporate housing?” He might was well been paid to rent a room at the YMCA.

Joey ain’t write shit. That was all Taylor Saran Wrap filling in the Blank Space.

Jada should go join “what’s her face” over at Harlem Hookups, you just know she’s that gurl behind closed doors. Didn’t Kyle or someone cancel Joey’s paperback book tour? I skimmed through that story because I was very busy that day. Joey is loving all this drama though, her and her hoodrat boyfriend love this type of shit. Don’t think she wasn’t here for the lil back and forth.

Why are you so shady? Joey and his 30 writers took their time with his paperback.

I’m sure Jada will land on all fours. There’s always a site looking for Black twinks who love White dick. That funny thing is Joey didn’t even have a dramatic exit! For once she didn’t start the drama, it just unfolded with everyone around showing their ass. Including Kyle. Every time he makes a statement that wig gets yanked a little more. Another few departures and the bitch will be wigless and faceless.

This is the best novella Helix and 13 Red Media have created thus far! I can’t wait to get to the chapter where Kellan gets introduced. Or did her entry get chopped before it was written?

Damn I forgot all about Corbin. Jada is probably next. She better have a backup hustle ready to go. That place is a mess, but I’m here for it bitch. Joey Mills exit was very dramatic – I love me a good exit. She’ll be on GISP before the Spring.

Josh should’ve been gone. He’s not a twink and needs to be with men his size (no shade.) Speakiing of men having sex with little boys, I wonder what Luke thinks about all this? Now I’m hooked.