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Last time I checked Cardi’s mom was part Trini and Jennifer was all the way Black, so you might want to recheck yourself. Just because Nicki disregards the achievements of others doesn’t mean you have to. And just because Beyoncé disregards her natural skin color until it’s time to make an afrocentric record and capitalize on her heritage, doesn’t mean you have to. You should love yourself, always.

This is how you mess things up, because you mess things up. I didn’t say she’d sell out anyone to go platinum. I said she’d do it to get the acting accolades and respect Jennifer has garnered. And you’re right. The Black gays are really there for Beyoncé. They were so there for “4” it’s eight years later and that album is 1.5X Platinum. Remarkable. You’re right, Beyoncé is so shy. Until it’s time to whip out a baseball bat and chronicle her marriage problems and make some coins, or kick someone out of Destiny’s Child on air. So shy she is. Jennifer is hardly a flop. But keep telling yourself that. I know if anyone isn’t doing the exact same things Beyoncé and Nicki are doing, they’re a flop. Cardi’s a flop. Taylor’s a flop. Mariah’s a flop. And on and on. That’s the problem with stanning anyone. It prohibits you from admitting the truth about your fave. I shade and support people equally. You should try it sometime.

Baby, focusing on my age isn’t going to change the fact you’re getting older every day. Embrace it. It’s nothing to be scared about. Don’t be that stereotypical gay.

You really have an issue with black women. Keep stanning those Latinas that wouldn’t spit on you if you were on fire. 😊

Gurl, what are you talking about? Beyonce has never sold anyone out to go platinum. Just like the white gays are there for every Gaga album, the black gays are there for every Yonce rollout. Lion King shits on Jennifer’s entire movie catalog. I’m trying to remain cute but you’re really trying me tonight. Beyonce is shy in interviews, she has said that many of times before. And no shade to Kelly, but do you think Simon would have settled for her if he could’ve snag Beyonce? Let’s be real now. And all she needs are her musical accolades. When you’re a genius in one field, why crossover? Besides 80% of her income comes from touring anyway. That’s where the bread and butter is at. She can drop an album, Tour, then go take a break for a couple of years – she doesn’t have to kill herself trying to keep that bag up. Many can’t relate. Jennifer’s lane is acting. She tried to do music and that shit flopped. I bet you’re a Gaga Stan. I see you sis. You’re hot and bothered over a simple shady back and fourth. Go bathe in some ice water and relax.

You put me on Boost Mobile. Your age is starting to show – although this isn’t supposed to happen until you reach your 60’s. Unless…. 😂

Wrong Knowles. Your edges are laid like Tina Knowles-Lawson.

Lori better hope she stays out of jail and still gets those FH residuals.

How about you name how many times B has won an Academy Award? A SAG Award? A Golden Globe? A BAFTA? Does she have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Was she asked to sing for a visiting Pope? Has Beyoncé been a lead in a Broadway show? Is she playing the lead in a Broadway show turned feature film? Who was called to sing the Whitney tribute at the Grammys the day after Whitney died? Who’s Purple Rain tribute on the day of Prince’s death went viral, leading to another tribute being played at the BET Awards? Was Beyoncé asked to play the iconic role of Motormouth Maybelle on Hairspray Live? Was she handpicked by Aretha to play Aretha in her upcoming biopic? How many singing competitions has Beyoncé been asked to coach/judge? I’ll wait. Jennifer has achieved milestones Beyoncé has yet to achieve. And you, like B, can remain pressed about it. Jennifer lost two family members in a brutal tragedy and pulled through. B got cheated on and almost had a breakdown. That says a lot.

You’re serving Slade. As in Wilson. Not Sade. Baby if you can’t spell it, don’t write it.

My edges are laid like that perfect Beyonce Homecoming documentary.

Aunt Becky is still acting like she’s on set of Fuller House. Sis is lost and can’t be found. I think you might be right, Emma is also another problematic, fake woke, white woman. They all starting to lookalike sis. Name 5 Jennifer Hudson songs? Name five memorable Jennifer Hudson movies? Don’t worry I’ll wait *Katt Williams voice. Beyonce would have generational wealth with or without that camel. Don’t play like you don’t know. Us Texas gurls are very resilient.

Look at you pretending like you know Science. It’s cute. AnyTways, I’m serving the ladies Sade and you’re serving them Cardi B without the new grill.

Oh, so they Black now? Except for when it’s time to do a magazine cover. Then it’s Lite Brite time.

She’s bigger than those awards, but she would still sell Solange, Kelly and anyone else in that family out to get one, so how’s that work? Jennifer is doing the film version of Cats and Beyoncé is doing the a live-action version of The Lion King. In this pussy battle, I think Jennifer wins. And don’t come at me talking about “How do you know she wasn’t asked to judge anything?” Beyoncé can barely speak, let alone judge. And that’s why her “acting” career is what it is. Keep coming with those music accolades. It’s all the accolades she’s going to get, because she can’t act. This is why people should stay in their lanes. Jennifer can drive in multiple lanes. “Driver, roll up the partition please.” Cuz a bitch needs privacy to stay in her feelings.

I know nothing about Boost Mobile. Is that what they your pimp calls the vans he uses to take you from John to John?

Don’t you dare fix your crusty lips or your ashy hands to disrespect a Queen like Tina. Just say you hate black people Micah.

They still paying Bill Cosby ass so I’m sure she’s good. He still cashing them TV One Cosby checks. Or his wife is anyway.

Beyonce is bigger than all those awards. And a star on the walk of fame? Gurl, you do know that these hoes can buy that right? Beyonce has 22 Grammys that collects dust like Jennifer Hudson’s albums. How do you know Beyonce was never asked to judge. You dropped those cute accomplishments like that was supposed to move me or something. Yonce was the first black woman to headline Coachella. She was named the highest paid black entertainer. She was the first artist to have six number one albums. She is the most nominated woman in Grammy history. She was the first woman to win 6 Grammys in one night. She received the highest paid Pepsi deal over any other artist. She became the artist to be nominated in several different genres at the Grammys. Beyoncé is the first female artist to chart 12 or more songs on the Billboard Hot 100 charts at the same time, thanks to Lemonade. Beyoncé is the world’s highest-paid recording musician. Beyoncé is the first black woman to win ASCAP’s Pop Songwriter of the Year Award. Beyoncé became the first influencer valued at over $1 million per social media post. Beyoncé has sold over 118 million solo albums, and 60 million with Destiny’s Child, making her one of the highest-selling artists of all time. All of her tours combined has made over a Billion Dollars.

Beloved my IPhone XS auto corrects me. Enjoy that boost mobile plan babe.

You wish you had her edges.

They can both go to jail as far as I care. I think you’re confusing Scarlett with Emma Stone. She was supposed to be Asian in that Hawaii movie. Academy Award Winner Jennifer Hudson is doing just fine with her career. And unlike Mrs. Carter, she doesn’t have to stay in a bad relationship to feel complete or protect her bank account.

That chocolate is filled with impurities and wasn’t sourced locally. Probably full of GMOs too.

You wish you had the class and elegance that Mrs. Obama has.

Ms. Huffman and Aunt Becky both need to learn how to make shanks. Especially the latter – homegurl is about to do some serious time and her white skin isn’t going to help her ass either. Also didn’t Scarlett say some promeblatic shit about Asians? I think she took a role that was meant for an Asian actress. I can’t fully remember but something happened where people were giving her ass some major side eye. Jennifer wishes she could have Beyoncé Carter career. She would give that Oscar back if she could be on the level of Yonce. You just hate supporting black women. Smh.

You tried it hoe! This chocolate is richer than Bill Gates. It wasn’t purchased anywhere – it’s homemade. Your crusty chocolate on the other hand was moved to the back in the candy section at Walmart. Nobody wanted it and now it’s stale 😔

When you go low, I go high.

So she was going to play a trans woman in a movie. Felicity Huffman did it and look at her now. You have to let it go. None of the Chrises should be sacrificed. Beyoncé can keep telling herself that, but I know every time she sees Jennifer Hudson on tv she feels some type of negative way. I’ve heard about her doc but haven’t watched. Netflix isn’t on my to do list at the moment.

That chocolate was purchased at the local drugstore on February 15th at a markdown price. It brought them to the yard because they were out and about and needed a port-a-potty.

You can find some good dick just about anywhere. You just have to search high and low.

I was never a fan of Black Widow. Probably because I find Scarlett so annoying, not to mention she has said some problematic things in the past. I can! I would just hope it would be the uber religious Chris, not my Boston bae. We’re going to stop discussing Aaron because I will cut a bitch. Beyonce don’t need an Oscar she and her husband have a Billion in the bank. Speaking of the Queen, have you watched her new documentary on Netflix? I haven’t watched it yet but it has been getting rave reviews.

My chocolate brought all the boys to the yard. Yours had them running In the opposite direction.

Hoe Depot is where you go to score some good wood. Maybe some botanicals. Not electronics. At least I know what a condom looks like…

She had a good entrance with that catsuit. And her relationship with Cap was interesting. But I think her time has passed. I can’t deal with the MCU being down a Chris. I need each one! Avengers 2 was trying to do too much. The only thing Aaron will be giving is sperm deposits to the babysitter like Jude Law. Pretty don’t win Oscars. Ask Beyoncé.

Gurl, you misheard. You were told if felt like Heathens.

Nothing wrong with Home Depot. I love me a sexy, masculine man that knows how to fix… things. You’re just used to them fucking, busting, throwing the used condom (along with a couple of dollars) at you.

I wanted it to work for the first three episodes too. After that fourth episode I was over it. And clearly I wasn’t the only one since those ratings were dropping quicker than you on your knees at the local motel. She was never that gurl. I didn’t even watch Ironman 2 & 3 because I’m tired of seeing Robert Downey Jr ass in every Marvel film. You right about that. Widow will now be the costar to Captain Marvel and Black Panther. Since Captain America and maybe (hopefully) Iron man will be dying in Endgame. She’s used to being the fifth in command though. Avengers 2 was the worst one from the franchise. I said it and I ain’t taking it back. Seeing Aaron through, that made the film much better – that is until he died. Some actors take off slow. Taraji didn’t start securing those big money roles until her mid 30’s. Aaron is only 29 and has so much more left to give. When he wins that Oscar you’ll be eating crow. Tom Holland is cute for a Brit. I still want his lips to blossom like his career though.

My hole is nice and tight. I’ve been told it felt like Heaven.

You did? I guess it was so irrelevant that I forgot. 🤷🏾‍♂️

From my understanding Marvel was already shelling out big bucks per episode. Inhumans just wasn’t interesting. Not to mention the show felt rushed to me. It was like the director/writers knew this was going to be a flop so they tried to cram as much as they possibly could. Well she’s just a distraction to me. Besides Kevin Feige has made it clear that his ass doesn’t always follow the comic book storylines. That makes it very frustrating for someone who grew up on those comics. Indeed. Folks in my theater only remembered that he was missing until after Thanos wiped half the planet. I was dead! Coulson knows what he’s doing. Evan is that guy that will do whatever you want to do and gates confrontation. Emma got her a nerdy, cute, sucker. Or shall I say, had her a nerdy, cute, sucker. The guy she rebounded with is hot! By I know you’re bias when it comes to your menz. His career is popping! He just wrappped several big budget films. My man is on the grind, he went back to England because he was home sick. Agree. Speaking of Spider-Man, Tom has been looking like a snack as of late. I mean his lips are still MIA, but the rest of him is fully present and on full display.

Hunnie, that drip was coming from your dick. That’s nothing to brag about sis 🤮

And I guess it was as irrelevant as your Home Depot Gaydar.

I wanted Inhumans to work, because the characters are cool. But it all came off too cheesy. It was basically a royal feud with super powers. Widow was so good in Iron Man 2. And in Avengers. But after I guess Cap 2 she started falling off. Now with Captain Marvel on the scene, I don’t see her being relevant much longer. Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch are such awesome characters, but A2 had them all fucked up. Those two should’ve been cast with better actors. It can’t be all about the pretty. Garrett is just alright for me. He has one of those faces where he always looks five years older than his current age. Gurl, your man’s career is taking off, and he’s been in the biz for almost two decades. Dude was in Four Brothers. And Friday Night Lights. But he’s just now poppin’. That’s sad. I wasn’t feeling Tom as Spidey at first. But then he dipped it low on Lip Sync Battle and I had to immediately become a fan.

The only thing that drips from this dick is precum and saliva. Check your hole before you check my slit.

I already told you why Cody joined All American…

Inhumans could’ve been something with a better budget. At least the lead was hot. Ms. Window? I cannot! From what I remember she had some superhuman skills in the comics. I think she took some of that super soldier serum that Cap got. Clint will always be a side character. Coulson be making them suits look good like Will Smith. Evan was way too hot and too talented for Emma. I forgot who she rebounded with, but he wasn’t on Evan’s level. Girl, your man is missing one of those hyphens. His career is so done he had to go back to England. I knew the X-Men thing was on the table but hadn’t heard that news. Good. I’m tired of Fox and Sony screwing everything up. Spidey and X-Men and Marvel should all be under the same umbrella.

Aquafina? You’re not even Awkwafina. Meanwhile I’m Dasani with the drip.

I’m going to need for you to back the hell up and give Christian some respect. He’s a mans-man and he’s with me so back off hoe.

We’re going to pretend like Inhumans didn’t happen and I’m sure Marvel would like us to do that too. That shit was garbage and didn’t deserve a Season 2. I’m glad it was canned and thrown out through the back. Gurl, when I see Ms. Window pull out them weak guns to shoot at those magical monsters I always lol. Like, sis what you’re think you’re about to do with those guns? At least Clint is an expert archer and have a bit of superhuman agility. But I don’t like him either. But he’s returning as Ronin in Endgame so that should be interesting. Coulson is daddy should be at display on the big screen at all time. Period! Melinda is a bad ass bitch and deserves every good thing that comes her way. Send Evan Peters my love, I saw that he was tired of waking up with busted lips and black eyes and decided to leave Emma. Don’t come for Aaron Taylor Jackson (we’re married.) Yeah his female partner looks like she’s 60 but that’s none of my business. Disney ain’t playing hunnie they about to buy everybody out. I’m excited for X-men joining the Marvel franchise. They’re going to need something after they slay Thanos.

I’m Aquafina you’re Crystal Geyser.

But honey, your cheap ass refused to buy the extended Geek Squad warranty, and you recharge it in a circuit breaker you got from Dollar Tree. If you want to keep believing that Christian lie, that’s your biz.

The accord stuff was in the movie. And they did set up the Inhuman stuff on AoS. They tried to continue it with that Inhumans tv show, but that was quickly canceled. I don’t see what the problem is. It’s not like Natasha has any powers and she’s front and center. Same with Clint. And Coulson. The rest of the AoS team should get some movie shine. Melinda on the big screen? That just seems like an obvious choice. Disney/Marvel is about that paper, not that petty. That’s why they licensed Quicksilver out to Fox/Sony (although, bad move because my daddy Evan killed that role unlike what’s his face from Kick-Ass). Netflix better get it together. They’re losing Marvel/Disney and a lot of Fox shows too because of that lawsuit. Everybody and their mama has a streaming site now. It’s such a joke.

I’m Ginseng. You’re Cumhoocha.

Hoe my gaydar came from Best Buy. I bought it went I bought my new flatscreen. Both were brand new. And Cody is straight – and as much as it pains me to admit that, it’s true. I bet he has a nice ass though. I can just tell he’s working with something back there. That’s even sadder then. I didn’t know his relationship with his mom because he rarely posted her on his social media, so I just assumed that he likes that part of his life to stay pvt or they weren’t on good terms. Him hoeing the streets are a clear sign of someone grieving.

Gurl, those storylines were show based. That didn’t mention it any any of those big budget Marvel films. I’m telling you Marvel is the mother and AOS is the stepchild she never wanted. Coulson had a major part in the organization and was even close to Fury, so I would’ve thought that he would at least get some respect. Netflix is petty. They canned all those Marvel shows after Disney announced they were getting in the streaming business. I love me some pettiness but not when it indirectly or directly affects me. Them canceling Luke Cage and Daredevil affected me.

Bitch, you’re not even tea you’re koolaid. And not the good kind either. You’re the kind that’s 90 cents and that you could find at your local family dollar.