Ewww. lol

Kaleb with dick in him…Oh, you fuck me so good!” Jeff.. “Yeah, take that big cock!…I like it tight!”

I just shuddered thinking about how cheesy they would both sound together.

Not retro enough. I came into porn in the late 80’s/early 90’s with Falcon content…still on VHS. How about a time-warp series.. Kaleb “Stryker” meets Jeff Stryker for a complete workover.

What’s more retro than gay porn these days?

Ha! I almost didn’t post it because I thought it was maybe too retro for this crowd. I laughed too hard at Olivia Newton-Johnny!

That one variation is hard to pull off. Kudos to you.

No Mileena so I’m with the closest thing which is Kitama with Sai skills.

If you downvoted then you also use terms like “I don’t like colored people”.

Also your mother’s a ho.

LMAO 🤣

You’re supposed to rotate your crops every season, otherwise nothing grows because you’ve leeched all the nutrients. And it prevents blight. I learned that in 4H. AKA “4Hoes.”

Johnny has been finished time and time again. I am surprised his hole does not have a life of its own by now with all the cock and seed it has recieved.

Sometimes you XANADU…and sometimes you XANA-DON’T

I was hoping someone would go there with Ms. Olivia Newton-Johnny Rapid.

Slay.

Finish Her!!!