Comments on: NextDoorSTUDIOS: David Skylar Fucks Justin Matthews in ‘Bad Cook, Good Fuck’

By: elyp

elyp — Sun, 23 Feb 2020 17:30:13 +0000

I swear I read the title as “Bad Cock”…

Also, I hope the new images on Justin’s right upper arms are old, because I’m not approving him getting more ink.

By: Scrapple

Scrapple — Fri, 21 Feb 2020 02:40:32 +0000

Take off a half a point, since they put the chef’s coat on the dirty floor to have sex. And take off two more points because Justin is literally chewing on the countertop.

I guess that is true about Door Dash. Except if the delivery guy you hit on is straight, it might turn into “Door Bash.”

By: Jean Grey's Anatomy

Jean Grey's Anatomy — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 22:42:49 +0000

In reply to moondoggy. I love a good stupid scenario, I'll admit. Edit: Also, David Skylar is really hot.

By: Peter Pan Fly's

Peter Pan Fly's — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 22:21:59 +0000

In reply to Scrapple. I guess that’s fair. But the kitchen decor is pretty fancy and we also get to witness Justin bottom so I guess that’s something. Maybe a swifter would do the trick they’re just going to have to wait 10-15 mins for the floor to dry. Or “Door Ass.” Sometimes you just have to take that risk. You’d be surprised at what these guys would do for 5 stars. 😳

By: Guy

Guy — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 22:07:03 +0000

I would have no problem with David Skylar’s tube steak, big fat mushroom head, and cream sauce.

By: Scrapple

Scrapple — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 21:33:12 +0000

In reply to McM.. Lol. I love that movie. The sequel was kind of garbage.

By: McM.

McM. — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 21:04:55 +0000

In reply to moondoggy.

lol. Was the scene based on the “Cardinal Rule of Food” from the movie Waiting?

https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8760640094fc5a43c083ff8ef995e5c8772abd959f6e22afb6459b31b7f574d2.jpg

By: Peter Pan Fly's

Peter Pan Fly's — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 20:59:21 +0000

In reply to Scrapple. At least they didn’t fuck on the dirty floor? That gets a point. This is why they invited Door Dash. Good food and if he’s hot you can tip him with more than money.

By: Scrapple

Scrapple — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 20:52:46 +0000

In reply to Jay. He was surprisingly more "able-bodied" in that scene he did at Men a week or two ago. Maybe it was the pool water.

By: Scrapple

Scrapple — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 20:51:25 +0000

In reply to Peter Pan Fly's. Where's Gordan Ramsay or a rep from the Department of Health when you need them?

By: Peter Pan Fly's

Peter Pan Fly's — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 20:43:40 +0000

In reply to Scrapple. Lmao. They have no kitchen etiquette.

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 20:32:13 +0000

In reply to Scrapple. If they get David on a good ED prescription he can stay. But big, semi hard dick is pretty much covered by Pierce and I don't think we need more of that...

By: Scrapple

Scrapple — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 20:26:08 +0000

Let me again say, this is why you can't go around eating everyone's food. People is out here living foul, fucking in their kitchens, dropping spatulas on the floor and not washing them, and worse yet, tasting food and putting the utensil back in the pot! This is why they need to bring Home Economics back to the schools. People are playing fast and loose in these ~~streets~~ kitchens.

By: Scrapple

Scrapple — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 20:26:08 +0000

By: Scrapple

Scrapple — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 20:26:08 +0000

By: D Will

D Will — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 16:13:12 +0000

In reply to moondoggy. thanks for the laugh

By: moondoggy

moondoggy — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 15:54:13 +0000

Several years ago, I saw a straight porno in which a bitchy woman kept sending her food back to the kitchen. The busty waitress at one point told the chef that the customer demanded creamy Italian dressing, so predictably the Italian chef fucked the waitress, pulled out and shot a huge load in the salad. The salad was then brought to the bitchy customer, who had no more complaints once she tasted the salad.

The moral of the story is that I like scenes involving badly behaved cooks.