Just be sure to consult your physician’s penis before taking any anal advice discussed on this page.

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Hand lotion also breaks down latex. The premise of your question seems to be that a synthetic is more durable than human skin and that the Crisco is somehow corrosive. But people put oil-based moisture on their skin all the time. It’s only a concern if you’re worried about breakouts, in which case, you want an oil-free moisturizer, perhaps something from the Neutrogena family.

If we are talking about Anton PJ’s dick in my ass, fuck the supermarket — I’m going to Jiffy Lube. You can interest me in something from Quaker State.

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People use hand lotion for toys? Savages. As for Crisco, I wouldn’t trust anything that has that high of a smoke point. Plus that stuff doesn’t melt so easily internally. Ever see those vids with the big old white globs of shortening coming out? Not always pretty…

But as with anything, everything you use has a downside. Even coconut oil can be iffy depending on if you use refined or unrefined. And it’s naturally antibacterial and antifungal, which can disrupt your natural gut flora. Risk factors everywhere.

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Lol Crisco breaks down silicone and latex. Not that this would be a concern to you, since you, like Ms. Garten, like to make sure your cast iron skillet is well seasoned. But if it’s doing that to a synthetic product, what is it doing to your organic colon?

This is not just Crisco. It’s good Crisco. This is bareback sex with the volume turned way up.

(bah-bah-bah bum bum bum, bah-bah-bah bum!)

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Crisco? What are we in, the dark ages? It’s all about organic coconut oil. Preferably cold-pressed.

LOL … something about that sounds so dirty. Like Troy McClure dirty. But also inspirational. I want to go out and find someone dangerously hung. I wonder if my grocery store still has any Crisco?

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Anyone can, just takes practice. I’ve seen tiny dudes take dildos the size of their heads from one of those robotic fuck machines at full speed. After that I can only say there’s no such thing as a big dick, all dicks are small compared to what the human body can take.

There’s a good way??

Once I knew the difference, I avoided the huge ones.