She’s very ungrateful. A black German isn’t rare but one that is sexy, into black women, and understand and respects the black culture? Nicole needs to get it together. We all want to be treated like a anonymous Only Fans hookup but sometimes it’s okay to be treated like a Queen. She’s a Queen but behaving like the help.. that works for Terminator.

Right? She got light eyes and a Black German. What more does she want?

Sis said “treat me like a side-hoe!”

If I had Boris I wouldn’t be bitter in life ever again.

You now, you got a point there.

They have faces. Only a little bit of body. Not much. Definitely nothing in the ass department.

He is. She put that man on blast for no reason. That’s your man and you’re mad because he doesn’t still treat you like a girlfriend? Bitch you’re a wife. People stay greedy.

I hardly doubt the sprout twins have a list asses. I don’t even need them to do a 180 turn for me to clock flat cakes. They cute though.

Boris is that old!? I see that he and my good sis Nicole is going through something and I just want to be a good friend and step in… while she steps out. Okay nothing pass 40 (unless you look like Boris) is touching this tongue.

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And they’re off and running…

Lol. Sean John used to be it. Funny how the “Shiny Suit Man” didn’t really sell shiny suits. And yes, Doodaddy ain’t shit.

I don’t want C-List cock. I want A-List ass.

Bitch, you are crazy. Mr. Kodjoe is in his late forties and he can put this tongue anywhere on that body.

Rocawear, Fubu and Sean John was Fashion Nova before Fashion Nova. I loved me some Sean John but Diddy/Puffy/Puff Daddy/ Brother Love ain’t shit and will never be shit.

He should’ve lost around this time and maybe we would have an Only Fans. That’s the new hustle for these C -List and below celebrities.

No, hunnie. Nothing pass 40 is touching this tongue.

I won’t say how many Rocawear jean jacket suits I had. Or the shiny one from South Pole.

I think that was Dylan. He lost it for a bit, but then came back.

Just remember to pull the lint and cobwebs off your tongue.

That fashion was truly tragic. I’m ashamed of the shit that I wore. Whew chile the Abercrombie- ghetto!

Okay so it’s the other one that I like. I mean both are cute but wasn’t Dylan the one flashing us in that bathroom?

When his heart stops the checks start. Don’t hate the playa hate the fact that these old men are suckers.. I’m just taking a lick.

The shows and the music still hold up. Not sure about the fashions.

That would be Cole on Riverdale. I hate that show so hard, but still watching.

Okay Widow Pon’Du Replay.

I’ve been going on a 2000’s nostalgia run with Disney + and Netflix. I’m miss that era of tv, reality tv and definitely music. Everything was so perfect. And I didn’t have any fucking responsibilities. Zack and Cody could run through me like train in a tunnel. Which one of them is on that show again?

Sis, these bills don’t wait so neither can I. I’m trying to get on my Anna Nicole shit. I want a man that’s too old to fuck and close to death. It’s a sad occasion for the family but not for my pockets. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f4c5818f985e6525ab23ed6055bc8c2036ed31205da961314797e4c3664b317b.gif

Gurl, I was watching the premiere of What We Do In The Shadows the other day, and as soon as a character pops up I realize it’s Hayley Joel Osment from The Sixth Sense. I was calculating his age and guessed correctly. That shit threw the fuck out of me. The same thing happens when I watch Riverdale and realize The Suite Life and Big Daddy were a looonnnggg time ago. Time flies.

You’re not supposed to look for the daddies, they’re supposed to come looking for you. I like to feed mine before 4pm. Can’t make him wait too late for that Early Bird Special.