Exactly. They could have called this “Zander tries to get off with a fuck machine.”

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He also upvoted his own scenes on FH. La Fail is making fun of him. I make fun of them both. La Fail is to blame for unleashed guys like Malec upon the industry.

That’s what people do at the holidays. Lie about their partners.

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I’d like to think this is better than their last scene together ’cause of the cum feeding and the slightly improved rimming from Malec. But I swear my dog and cat have way more chemistry than these two. The most interesting part of the scene was when Zander ripped Malec’s jeans. The rest was just your typical Malec and Zander performance.

Speaking of cum feeding, I appreciate Zander for eating cum quite often but I seriously need the other new guys to do it too. That’s what’s missing in this new batch of guys, you know. Most of the guys in their last batch of superstars legit swallow and gulp cum without edits or spitting (Dane, Elian, Beau, Max, Rocky, Barron, Dave). Now, only Zander and Roman were brave enough to do it.

Yeah, I’m not opposed to it. Zander can do a good job when the chemistry’s right. Like, sure, he’s not always great but he’s not terrible. I do like looking at him, and he’s occasionally a strong guy – if he just shut his mouth a little and let the scene flow more naturally. Still, he’s heads and shoulders above Malec. I think the best way for Malec to redeem himself is to get out of his head and just cut loose – and yes, he should bottom too.

LOL! I noticed that too. But honestly, I like that they have a newbie start with a Zander then let him work his way up and prove his worth before giving him a chance to be paired with a veteran/superstar model. Despite a few issues with Zander’s performance, I think he’s the perfect guy to initiate a newbie. They used to do the reverse and pair the new guy right away with one of their superstars, and it often resulted in the superstar’s scene being wasted/ruined. So I do like this approach better. As for Malec, I feel like the only way he can redeem himself is if he bottoms.

That may be true with some CF scenes, but it certainly doesn’t describe all of them. There’s tons of great CF updates with intense fucking and notable moments — too many to list!

So many lies were told in that write-up.

God, I really hope Sean does something with a guy. It’s been a tough year. We need this.