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I would recommend against feeding his runaway desire to comment at length as if he’s bringing enlightenment instead of just…

waving his hot dog of an ego around.

Yeah, I’m not American, but throwing mustard on a dick is still gross.

Tehehehehe! You must not be from this Country. In this Country the 4th of July (Independence Day) is celebrated Nationwide. There will be fireworks everywhere, most notably in Washington DC. There will also be lots of cookouts where there will be lots and lots and lots of Hot Dogs eaten. The Hot Dog wiener is similar in look to the penis…thus a running gag until the end of time. This is MEN’s 4th of July FUN offering. MEN often creates FUN scenarios in which handsome, young men find themselves so horny for one another that they MUST have one another NOW! No matter what or where, and no matter who else might be there. Who knows(?), the others might not even notice that they are naked and fucking. And what if they do? Their lust for one another CAN NOT and WILL NOT wait. It’s silly, salacious, sexy FUN. Have a Hot Dog!

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Not if you like both dick AND mustard….as I do! Tehehehehe! Most people who enjoy licking food off the naked body of someone they are attracted to would usually use things like whipped cream, chocolate syrup or honey. But, on the 4th of July, with Finn’s Gorgeous cock nestled inside a bun that is laying along side a row of hotdogs, and the mustard is near by, the hotdog I would choose and CLAIM for myself would be the one with Finn’s wiener in it. And I’d seal the deal with the traditional hotdog condiment that millions will be using on the 4th. For Gay and Bi mustard lovers, mustard would not taste delicious on an Oscar Mayer, but then gross on a Finn. Au contraire. The tasty thrill of having Finn’s cock in my mouth would make the mustard taste even better!

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Tehehehehe! You must not be from this Country. In this Country the 4th of July (Independence Day) is celebrated Nationwide. There will be fireworks everywhere, most notably in Washington DC. There will also be lots of cookouts where there will be lots and lots and lots of Hot Dogs eaten. The Hot Dog wiener is similar in look to the penis…thus a running gag until the end of time. This is MEN’s 4th of July FUN offering. MEN often creates FUN scenarios in which handsome, young men find themselves so horny for one another that they MUST have one another NOW! No matter what or where, and no matter who else might be there. Who knows(?), the others might not even notice that they are naked and fucking. And whatever if they do….their lust for one another CAN NOT and WILL NOT wait. It’s silly, salacious, sexy FUN. Have a Hot Dog!

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Edit: Ugh, why did food/hot dogs/mustard have to be involved? I swear…

Bet it’s fun 😉 Sure is kinda ballsy 😜 https://media1.giphy.com/media/RH8CqIlheimmSD5t8I/giphy.gif

I can say with certainty that I’ve never seen cock ping pong played before. WHAT FUN!

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GORGEOUS Finn and his GORGEOUS cock, and he’s rimming now? Another fun scene with the fantasy scenario being 2 young, sexy guys who find themselves so horny for one another that they must have one another NOW! No matter what, no matter where, and no matter who else might be there. But before the intense fucking begins in this scene, Finn’s juicy wiener needs to be properly sampled à la 4th of July cookout.

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All MEN has to do is not shoot themselves in the (wide-eyed, gaping) face and this should be great