You shan’t because you can’t. You shouldn’t if you couldn’t.

I won’t

Hi Badbike! Are you telling me that people don’t actually get sucked up into video games? And here I thought it was a documentary. Tehehehehe! My point is you are acknowledging that MEN successfully accomplished exactly what they meant to accomplish. Pure, absurd, FUN nonsense for those who enjoy porn with a sense of humor. Me thinks the set-up was mostly to be able to present the fantastical visual treat of Dante’s hard-on sticking out from a tight, latex, Super-Hero costume, while proceeding with the important job at hand of killing the monster. I think of SNL’s “Ambiguously Gay Duo”. This is the “Unambiguosly Gay Duo”. But they get the job done nevertheless and save the virtual world from destruction. The moral of the story being: Super Heroes don’t have to be Straight any more.

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Then don’t.

You mean like almost every other Porn Studio does? Or, MEN could have their comedic plots AND have them fuck too. Like they always do.

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Tehehehehe! Now if only Tom Holland’s hard cock hung out of that suit when he wears it. If this were a “who wore it better” contest, I’d have to vote for Dante.

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According to the scene description Luke does not need to hold a salad. His face WAS the salad and got covered in Felix and Dante’s creamy cum dressing. Tehehehehe! I can understand why you want to see Luke all nekkid and getting fucked. He is a cutie. He looks like he is having fun doing the cameo appearances in MEN’s comedic Gay sex skits though, and I can’t imagine he does them against his will. His day may soon cum when he’s the one getting fucked in a scene that some other performer cameos in. So, hold on. Today is about poor Dante and Felix getting sucked into a video game with a dangerous, big-dicked monster who spews toxic, people-destroying sperm that they must escape from.

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Tehehehehe! You must be new here. MEN sometimes does comedic, nonsensical, absurd farces. Porn with a sense of humor. I was not aware that Falcon, NakedSword or Raging Stallion did the same, so I checked. It seems they do regular, “reality-based” scene set-ups. MEN particularly enjoys doing extreme set-ups with men who find themselves so horny for one another that they MUST have one another NOW, no matter what or where or who else is there, which creates more intense fucking scenes with the URGENCY and the sneaking around and the risk taking. Here Dante and Felix must survive the toxic cum of a big-dicked monster, before they can fuck. Not “reality based”. No comparison. Run Dante and Feilix…RUUUUUUUN!

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The Gay porn take on a CockFight looks well performed. Tehehehehe!

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MEN hasn’t had quality in ages.