Every now and then MEN comes up with a scene that really deserves the label ‘good gay porn’. On all other occasions they ruin the porn experience by dressing it up with stupid scenarios or by bringing in models that only have good looks but won’t do the gay basics. Most of what MEN dumps in the world of gay porn is very bad for the gay world, sometimes it almost deserves the word homophobic.
I don’t give a sh*t for rankings. In the world of porn they are even more non-transparent then they mostly are outside porn. I won’t even start about those vomit inducing award shows. MEN/MG advertising is all over the place, even here they acquired a special treatment. They deemed it necessary to hire someone to do ridiculous promotions in the comments here, trying to defend MEN against all the negative comments. Have you ever asked yourself why soooooo many comments wrt MEN scenes are soooooooo negative? (Now there is an idea for making a ranking.) You know very well that there are some real connoisseurs over here, so this means something. It’s not for nothing they almost all ignore you (which I will also be doing again after this post).

See you at the next MEN update

You can’t imagine how much I look forward to seeing the DullGaties again. Can’t wait to comment on a new non-performance of them. Or maybe they disappeared into oblivion already?

I see Malix DELISHgaty is in the next one. There is a really cute, young, new guy in it I can easily imagine in the Fun Size Boys scenes. It’s another scenario in which 2 sexy guys see one another and become so desperately and intensely HORNY that they must have one another NOW, no matter what, how, where, or who else is there. In this case, Malix’s wife. Porn is for FUN and satisfying fantasies. Men just coming together to fuck solemnly is not everyone’s fantasy. Sneaking around to have sex on the side is a titillating fantasy. Handsome married men who want Gay sex is a titillating fantasy, as is getting caught. You have decided that Gay men should want ONLY what you want and something is wrong and nefarious if they don’t so you INVENT concerns and reasons to justify your anti-comedy drollness.

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So instead of giving me an example of MEN marketing MEN falsely and deceptively (because there is none) and deceiving gullible people into believing “bubbles are pizza”, you once again evade and deflect and descend even further into Cray Cray Land. At this point I fear you’ve reached the point of no return. Did you know that MEN is among the most popular Studios? Out of 50 it recently ranked # 11, even ahead of my favorite CockyBoys. See you at the next MEN update that you KNOW might be another comedic one and complain that it is comedic. I’m on my way to Pizza Hut to complain that they don’t serve BigMacs. All restaurants should serve the same thing.

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I know absolutely NO ONE who…

Ooooh yes, I did notice some shortcommings …

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B’s Pizza Hut comparison is his go to analogy.

Please B. He’s just sticking his nose up there.

Certain companies want to sell something they call a pizza, but in reality it is a box of soap. And yes if they advertise enough lots of people are going to believe that it is indeed a pizza. Even with the bubbles coming out of their mouth they will persevere to the idea that they are eating something really delicious.

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I know absolutely NO ONE who would eat bubbles and think they are eating pizza if it had been advertised as such. Not even the extremely gullible and easily manipulated Trump supporters. But apparently you do? Really? You have gotten so off track trying to evade and deflect from my point you are now in Cray Cray Land. You OBVIOUSLY have no understanding of analogies. If bubbles represent MEN to you then you are implying there has been false advertising and people have been deceived into believing that MEN is what it isn’t. PROVE IT! Send an example of false advertising. You can look at the photos and watch the trailers and read the descriptions and know EXACTLY what you are getting. EXACTLY.

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What are you talking about? I was telling you MY story and frustration. I think Pizza Hut should be more like McDonald’s. I enjoy the Big Mac SOOOO much, and their fries and iced coffee. I think I should be able to get that at Pizza Hut instead of having to walk all the way across the street to McDonald’s and get them there. I said NOTHING about you. You are the guy who KNOWS that MEN often does different little comedic storylines for those who enjoy that and it allows the performers to have FUN hamming it up a bit and become more personable, and you KNOW that most all the other Studios don’t do that but DAMN IT ALL, MEN must be the same, and how dare they not be. Tehehehehe!

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I agree with you. I mean, it’s like Pizza Hut making pizza. Yes, I KNOW that they make pizza but I don’t like pizza so I should be able to go into Pizza Hut and they should make me what I want. I personally think there is something terribly wrong with people who like pizza anyway. Why should I have to go to another restaurant that serves what I want, even though there are several near by? So, I will continue to go into Pizza Hut and sit at a table and complain that hey make pizza until they change and become more like McDonald”s. I know there is a McDonald’s across the street that I could go to, but why should I have to walk across the street when Pizza Hut should have the exact same menu. UH! This makes me so angry I can’t hardly.

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Not really a surprise? Okay, what will their next scene be? Tehehehehe! What format will it follow? What setting? What storyline? YES, “MEN has some really hot, well, men”. I look forward to seeing the guys hamming it up a bit before settling into their ALWAYS intense fucking. What is sometimes the same is the intention to portray handsome and sexy men who just meet and find themselves so HORNY for one another that they MUST have one another NOW, no matter what, where, how, or who else is there. That premise sets up the lustful intensity that then settles into the DESPERATE need to fuck like they’ve never fucked before.

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Let me clear this up from my point of view. (btw, I’m not a ‘we’, I am a ‘me’.)
I have no desire, intent, or whatever to take porn scenarios (like those of MEN) seriously.
So, I never started with doing that.
My point is, that I cannot take porn that includes such scenarios seriously.
For me stupid scenarios like this one are soooo damn distracting that I skip the whole scene.
And again, I don’t (can’t) forbid anybody to like it, but I just cannot imagine the kind of gay guys that do.
(To be honest I CAN imagine, but I think it’s best not to go down that road.)

And … I don’t condemn porn with scenarios in general.
I could list some well-done examples, but they are mostly vintage.
Nowadays, for some strange reason, all the scenarios have to be stupid or ‘comical’ with a very simplistic kind of humor. Ald all the studios that produce this stuff are copycats. MRN, BROMO, NDS, Disruptive Films, …
As if I could watch Mr. Bean having sex, with the intent of getting aroused. And not once, but all the time.

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Wrong comparison Mr.B.
Yes I like pizza, and yes I could go to Pizza Hut. But there are so many other restaurants that serve pizza. Except this one particular restaurant serves pizza’s with ingredients that are way passed the Expiration date. So I don’t want to go there and will advise everybody to do the same. I’m entitled to complain and pass it on.
Give me a real edible pizza!!!

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When did we start taking porn scenarios seriously?

YES, and how long has he been rimming like there is no tomorrow? Tehehehehe! I was surprised.

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I agree with you. I mean, it’s like Pizza Hut making pizza. Yes, I KNOW that they make pizza but I don’t like pizza so I should be able to go into Pizza Hut and they should make me what I want. I personally think there is something terribly wrong with people who like pizza anyway. Why should I have to go to another restaurant that serves what I want, even though there are several near by? So, I will continue to go into Pizza Hut and sit at a table and complain that hey make pizza until they change and become more like McDonald”s. I know there is a McDonald’s across the street that I could go to, but why should I have to walk across the street when Pizza Hut should have the exact same menu. UH! This makes me so angry I can’t hardly.

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