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</html><description>Hey, I've been thinking about MY doorbell, wonderin' when Eugen's gonna ring it! When will he ever ring it? ...alas, probably never. Oh well, here's to wishful thinking and my overactive faculty called imagination.  Here's a little candy for your eyes.</description><thumbnail_url>https://zing.waybig.com/reviews/EugenBauder/eugen-bauder-02.jpg</thumbnail_url></oembed>
