{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"WAYBIG","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.waybig.com\/blog","title":"Random Porn: Butt-Naked Butlers","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"yjDbeVkou2\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.waybig.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/27\/random-porn-buttnaked-butlers\/\">Random Porn: Butt-Naked Butlers<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.waybig.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/27\/random-porn-buttnaked-butlers\/embed\/#?secret=yjDbeVkou2\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Random Porn: Butt-Naked Butlers&#8221; &#8212; WAYBIG\" data-secret=\"yjDbeVkou2\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"God knows this dump needs a good cleaning. But Waybig's palatial offices can't just have some Polish housewife mopping the floors, can it? When we scrape together the money, we're heading over to ButtNakedButlers.com, even though we have no idea whether they do windows or just each other. BNB promises they are not an escort service; instead, their men are prepped in the finer arts of butt-naked cleaning (lots of polishing, we imagine), butt-naked cooking (eek! Watch the stove!) and butt-naked massage (that\u2019s more like it!). Until then, we\u2019re eager to hear your experiences with naked manservants\u2014and we don\u2019t mean the gimped-out, zippered-up type. Email us and tell us your story. We\u2019ll just be sorting the laundry meanwhile."}