{"id":1008,"date":"2006-03-10T08:05:45","date_gmt":"2006-03-10T13:05:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.waybig.com\/2006\/03\/10\/ass-from-the-past-saved-by-the-bell\/"},"modified":"2006-03-10T08:16:52","modified_gmt":"2006-03-10T13:16:52","slug":"ass-from-the-past-saved-by-the-bell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.waybig.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/10\/ass-from-the-past-saved-by-the-bell\/","title":{"rendered":"Ass From The Past: Saved By The Bell"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"i\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.waybig.com\/assets\/AFTP\/saved-by-the-bell-01.jpg\" alt=\"Ass From The Past: Saved By The Bell\" width=\"500\" height=\"714\" \/><\/div>\n<p>There&#8217;s something about his oversized Polo shirt and that capitalist glint in his eye that made his friend get down on his knees. 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