{"id":1257,"date":"2006-05-02T14:22:51","date_gmt":"2006-05-02T19:22:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.waybig.com\/2006\/05\/02\/ass-from-the-past-dont-mess-up-my-sweater\/"},"modified":"2006-05-02T14:26:17","modified_gmt":"2006-05-02T19:26:17","slug":"ass-from-the-past-dont-mess-up-my-sweater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.waybig.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/02\/ass-from-the-past-dont-mess-up-my-sweater\/","title":{"rendered":"Ass From The Past: Don&#8217;t Mess Up My Sweater"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"i\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.waybig.com\/assets\/AFTP\/aftp-sweater-01.jpg\" alt=\"Ass From The Past: Don't Mess Up My Sweater\" width=\"500\" height=\"480\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Don&#8217;t Mess Up My Sweater &#8212; My mom made it for me and she would be so mad if I got some strange man&#8217;s jizz all over it. 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