An Orifice and a Gentleman (Cody Cummings & Tyler Sin)

Cody Cummings is a widely esteemed author and poet laureate. He's recently hired a new office assistant by the name of Tyler Sin. Tyler is a quiet young man who is tidy and dresses in freshly pressed suits. He's the type of boy upon whom Cody doesn't have much time to waste, so the two only discuss clerical business when together and Cody is very curt even then. When Tyler was offered the position, he was told his duties would include the occasional servicing. Tyler took this to mean some kind of typewriter maintenance. He was quite wrong.