Joey Hard is known to be quite the hornball. Even amongst pretty rowdy company, Joey goes above and beyond what you would call normal. He sort of has a one track mind. Johnny Torque is not much of a pool player, and even though sexually he's always down for a good time, truth be told, today he's really just lookin' to hang out, drink some beers, shoot the shit, and smack some balls around a little. Joey is thinking the exact same thing, only his mind couldn't be further from pool. What he's thinking is about letting Johnny work his stick into his personal pocket.