Fucking game got canceled for some shit, so we made up our own sport. With no pledges around we decided to toss the ball and see who'd be the bitch tonight. Wouldn't you know it, it was the newest bro in the house. Could barely score a hoop. Fine by us, we were all horned as fuck and pissed because of the game. Guess he backtracked to bitch duties. Can't teach some holes to be bros.