Gay and Sexploring: Sssssshhhhhh… Please, no one tell Daddy Cream that I covet his husband, Pressure Pipes. Now, firstly, for the purposes of this storyboard, I will refer to him as P-Squared (since I didn’t have a say in choosing his name, and much like RuPaul refusing to say the name of Heidi N. Closet on this season’s Drag Race, I’m kinda feeling the same with "Daddy Cream" and "Pressure Pipes" since the CAUSA naming schema for assigned "porn" names has always been reality based as to whom the guy reminded me of IRL – a favorite author, character from some form of media, an actor, singer, artist, etc.). But yet, I digress… So, P-Squared was my twofer