Having noticed my athletic abilities very early on in life, I wasn’t all that surprised when Coach Eddie Patrick scouted me a while back. As distracted as I was by him, the other sexy coaches, and all my fellow athletes, I didn’t falter in showing off my skills on the field and the precision with which I’m able to wield them. Coach Patrick notices this. He quickly snatches me up and begins offering one-on-one coaching sessions almost immediately.