Two straight friends - a ladies' man (Arno Antino) and a terminally single guy (Elias) - are hanging out. As the two buds catch up, it's revealed that Arno is having a bit of a dry spell, which really surprises Elias. Elias is convinced that Arno must be horny as hell and casually offers some advice on how Arno can 'date himself' for a while, including porn recommendations, jerk-off techniques, and what to do with the lube. Although Arno is uncomfortable at first, he soon gets into the conversation. All this talk of sex eventually gets them BOTH hot and horny, which leads to them coming up with flimsy excuses to jerk off together to take the edge off. Of course, once they become consumed by unexpected lust, that's only the beginning!