Harry Top Pig comes in with full facial hair, a sleeveless shirt, short shorts, great sneakers and grey socks. WOOF! He sits and doom scrolls on his phone, kicks off his shoes and continues to rub his socked feet together. When he takes his shirt off, he reveals the furry chest he's been hiding this whole time. Then he proceeds to rip his socks off to show his bare soles and toes. I don't know about you, but this man checks every box on the list for a lot of us!