His Destiny Is Toilet Whore

They say that cleanliness is next to godliness, but here at the House we just think that it's another step in building character. Throwing off old ways always includes a new respect for oneself - and for one's environment. With this is mind, slacking when it comes to chores is strictly enforced. It's hard to believe that even with all of the time on their hands, these residents would rather stay glued to a device than do simple cleaning. They are sometimes like pigs, but we intend to change that...