Beau Mance was caught shoplifting by none other than Oz Daddy, the toughest security guard in the mall. Oz is not happy that this happened during his shift, so he tells Beau to strip and conducts a thorough cavity search to ensure he didn’t hide any stolen merch in the most unsuspected places. During the inspection, Oz notices a strange, white, and creamy substance in one of Beau’s cavities. Suspecting that the young prep went a little further than stealing, he gives him a choice: he can call the cops on Beau, or the young twink can walk a free man after a courtesy plow that really creams up Beau’s “secret hiding spot.”