A new year is upon us, and we've decided to ensure that the worst offenders get what they deserve, especially those who only understand one thing: the loss of personal comfort. Many years ago there was a "Tough Love" movement, in which parents really gave it to their offspring, but the willy nilly cultural wars gave way to a more laissez faire attitude toward upbringing. And what happened? We get cretins like this resident. He does the least he possibly can to get by, disregards sound advice, and generally just pisses everyone off. For guys like these, the worst possible punishment is definitely appropriate, and I'm going to let this little session speak for itself. Let's just say that those weren't tears of joy streaming down the little bitch's face. Me and a junior House Manager gave his hole a drilling that he won't soon forget, and afterward made sure that both his hole and his mouth were smeared in jizz. By the end of this recovery session, he was just lying there on the bed like a lost soul whose redemption may have just begun, through toil and sweat (at least on behalf of his sponsors). Getting pounded down is sometimes only as effective as it is harsh. We are hoping that this good-for-nothing changes his ways. His new year's resolution should definitely be to not get on our bad side, and to start following the fucking rules.