Milk Delivery: You Can Drink It Straight From the Source, Papi

Being the new milkman in Buenos Aires in this heat is brutal. By my third stop, my uniform was soaked through and sticking to every inch of me. So when this client opened his door and offered me something cold, I was inside before he finished asking. Then he leaned on the counter and told me he and the old milkman were close. Like, big-tip close. His eyes were all over my wet shirt, and trust me, I got the message loud and clear.