I can't tell you how excited I was to get an email application from Johnny Cinco. Luckily for me, he applied literally the day before a certain site stopped carrying adult ads, of which I was running several looking for some good looking down-on-their luck straight boys. I won't mention the site by name, but it rhymes with Rack Rage. Anyhow, we texted back and forth a little and Johnny had a bit of an interesting background.