This week we veer from our intrepid adventurers to delve into the inner workings of the Vatican. Specifically, the machinations of Monsignor Fellatione and his personal Swiss Guard.
The eccentric Monsignor (brilliantly played by Jean-Daniel) appreciates the perks of his position. The main perk being his two personal guardsmen, Penitratini and Leccare (played by hunks Andrei Karenin and Zac DeHaan.)

When he tires of reading the Good Book, and finding that the toys provided by Sisters Sodom and Gomorrah don't satisfy, he embarks on his own adventure with one of his private Guardsmen.