Try to Think About Anything Besides How Big My Dick Is, I Dare You!

It's funny. When my clothes are off, people forget what they have to say. Maybe it's the size of my dick that distracts them, but if they're so curious about how big it is, all they have to do is ask, and I'll let them touch it or even taste it. Maybe sucking it would even refresh their memory. If they're still too distracted, I can fuck them until they remember what they were going to say. If that still doesn't work, the moans they make as my balls hit their butt and my dick fills their asshole will be enough for me. After all, anything that anyone can say is better with some cum in their mouth.