I love how you acted like I wouldn’t know what rendered means (seriously, rendered?) and then followed it up with usage of the word inert, which was not the word you were looking for there. Don’t tell me it was, because you’ll just be admitting that you’re a moron. I don’t need assurance. I just assume you don’t want to embarrass yourself further.

It’s nice to know you’re limited enough to trot out the old “You must be fat and ugly…” nonsense. It couldn’t be that you just made a ridiculous comment and I decided to call your ass out. Acknowledging that would imply self-awareness on your part. Either way, he’s not even fat, so if you want to compare me to him, have at it.

Finally, not smart to come at me with punctuation sass when you used apostrophes around comedy instead of quotes in your first reply, not to mention you placed your period outside of your fuck-up instead of in.

Then again, your name is sliderboi, so…

Oh damn, I meant to write “this” and wrote “his” instead. It must have been a Freudian slip. That’s when you say one thing, but mean your mother. Nobody needs to jack off to this, they’ll reach a completely hands-free ejaculation reading what I have to say.

What? Oh, I’m sorry, your entire reply has been rendered (I know, that’s a big word for you, but I’m taking my chances) inert because, well, you know, it was from you. I apparently touched a nerve – I presume because you are a great tub of lard and not fit for porn, even with the lights out. Which yours are, I might add.

Now, isn’t his fun? (You may note the correct use of punctuation.)

lol, that’s what I noticed about Mike, too! It’s funny to see sex-workers that can act because you think “Why are you doing this?”, but then I remember the money’s not bad…

Anyways, I am waiting to see the guy bottom, he is hot, but I’m waiting for that!

Shit. I wrote flames instead of flame. My reply isn’t perfect now.

I hope people will still jack off to it.

Your tired desperate housewives flames was negated before you even typed it when you decided to begin your reply by calling me sweety. Furthermore, you missed the point of my post if all you’re focused on is the quality of the show referenced.

Getting back to my original argument, there are no rules for porn. Performers can be 21 year olds with perfect gym bodies or they can be in their 30s with average bodies. You’re allowed to call him a tub of lard but be prepared for people who aren’t living in a fantasy to respond with a “That’s some dumb shit you just said.”

Now isn’t this fun?

THIS I agree with! What’s with the caved-in chest and weird stomach area. Blech.

At least Guy is cute.

@info – sweety, this is not the real world, this is porn. mike is overweight and over-aged for porn. and whereas you may be a desperate housewife, i’ve not seen a single episode… i don’t particularly care for crappy american ‘comedy’.

I really wonder how some people function in the real world.

I’m assuming people look at you funny when you say things like “Damn, I love lemon juice straight from the cow!” or “Mike O’Malley is great as Carlos on Desperate Housewives!”

I really like Mike [He can even act in the pre-sex story crap] !