CocksureMen: Shut the Fuck Up 2 (Guy Jones & Mike Martinez)

Shut the Fuck Up 2 (with Guy Jones and Mike Martinez) at CocksureMen.com

Shut the Fuck Up 2 (with Guy Jones and Mike Martinez) at CocksureMen.com

Shut the Fuck Up 2 (with Guy Jones and Mike Martinez) at CocksureMen.com

Shut the Fuck Up 2 (with Guy Jones and Mike Martinez) at CocksureMen.com

Shut the Fuck Up 2 (with Guy Jones and Mike Martinez) at CocksureMen.com

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Cocksure Men wrote:

When Guy Jones and Mike Martinez arrive home from a night on the town, they’re having a huge fight about which one of them was being hit on by some hot stud they’d met. The neighbors want them to keep the noise down so Mike comes up with the perfect way to shut (fill) Guy’s mouth. He whips out his big uncut dick and makes Guy suck on it long and hard. (Not exactly punishment!) Guy gets naked too and then it’s Mike’s turn to have a mouth full of cock. Next on the appetizer menu is Guy’s hairy ass, which Mike dives into with gusto, licking every tasty corner. You’ll want to watch closely as he fingers Guy’s hole while he grabs the nut sack and sucks on it. Very hot! Guy stays in that yummy position long enough for Mike to start fucking that ass. These guys hit every position possible on that bed and it’s a memorable ending to their night when they both spill their loads.

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elmtree says:

I used to think Guy was hot but he’s looking less so with each vid. His ass still looks very fuckable so I guess that’s what makes him bankable…

tyler says:

I really like Mike [He can even act in the pre-sex story crap] !

Ted says:

lol, that’s what I noticed about Mike, too! It’s funny to see sex-workers that can act because you think “Why are you doing this?”, but then I remember the money’s not bad…

Anyways, I am waiting to see the guy bottom, he is hot, but I’m waiting for that!

baz says:

There’s just something about Mike that does it for me. I don’t know what exactly, but it’s there.

I’ve never found Guy attractive at all, so there’s no change there for me.

Bradster says:

I can’t stand this Mike Martinez guy.

porndog says:

Mike Martinez doesn’t always look good in the update pics, but here he’s looking pretty sexy. I’ve never watched any of his videos, and pics can be misleading. I wonder if he’s ever bottomed. Guy Jones is cute, and hirsute, but he’s just ok.

sliderboi says:

Mike is becoming a tub of lard, and is far beyond his sell-by date. Guy’s ass needs cleaning… gross.

Info says:

I really wonder how some people function in the real world.

I’m assuming people look at you funny when you say things like “Damn, I love lemon juice straight from the cow!” or “Mike O’Malley is great as Carlos on Desperate Housewives!”

sliderboi says:

@info – sweety, this is not the real world, this is porn. mike is overweight and over-aged for porn. and whereas you may be a desperate housewife, i’ve not seen a single episode… i don’t particularly care for crappy american ‘comedy’.

Info says:

Your tired desperate housewives flames was negated before you even typed it when you decided to begin your reply by calling me sweety. Furthermore, you missed the point of my post if all you’re focused on is the quality of the show referenced.

Getting back to my original argument, there are no rules for porn. Performers can be 21 year olds with perfect gym bodies or they can be in their 30s with average bodies. You’re allowed to call him a tub of lard but be prepared for people who aren’t living in a fantasy to respond with a “That’s some dumb shit you just said.”

Now isn’t this fun?

Info says:

Shit. I wrote flames instead of flame. My reply isn’t perfect now.

I hope people will still jack off to it.

sliderboi says:

What? Oh, I’m sorry, your entire reply has been rendered (I know, that’s a big word for you, but I’m taking my chances) inert because, well, you know, it was from you. I apparently touched a nerve – I presume because you are a great tub of lard and not fit for porn, even with the lights out. Which yours are, I might add.

Now, isn’t his fun? (You may note the correct use of punctuation.)

sliderboi says:

Oh damn, I meant to write “this” and wrote “his” instead. It must have been a Freudian slip. That’s when you say one thing, but mean your mother. Nobody needs to jack off to this, they’ll reach a completely hands-free ejaculation reading what I have to say.

Info says:

I love how you acted like I wouldn’t know what rendered means (seriously, rendered?) and then followed it up with usage of the word inert, which was not the word you were looking for there. Don’t tell me it was, because you’ll just be admitting that you’re a moron. I don’t need assurance. I just assume you don’t want to embarrass yourself further.

It’s nice to know you’re limited enough to trot out the old “You must be fat and ugly…” nonsense. It couldn’t be that you just made a ridiculous comment and I decided to call your ass out. Acknowledging that would imply self-awareness on your part. Either way, he’s not even fat, so if you want to compare me to him, have at it.

Finally, not smart to come at me with punctuation sass when you used apostrophes around comedy instead of quotes in your first reply, not to mention you placed your period outside of your fuck-up instead of in.

Then again, your name is sliderboi, so…

Ashtom says:

Tall+short is a yes but ugly trolls make it a no.

humanoid says:

Mike Martinez has ugly torso and ugly pubes… now he’s getting uglier and uglier face…

Sushi says:

THIS I agree with! What’s with the caved-in chest and weird stomach area. Blech.

At least Guy is cute.

Neo_ says:

Who else is tired of seeing Guy Jones bottom? It was hot the first few times. Now it’s like update number 10 Guy Jones bottoms again.

Daniel says:

They’re sooo ugly

Helluva Bottom Carter says:

I’m always gonna like seeing that hot lil bottom stud Guy Jones take it up the ass, however, his partners, as of late, have been so sub-par and it totally kills it for me.

AaronJL says:

Mike is mostly okay by me. Depends on the pairing, of course. Too bad this is an Orca site. Bleh.

CarlosEduarc says:

Those guys should be in straight porn cause they are Ugly!

fresero_abre_culos says:

GAG! Two guys that have become infected bio hazard zones after having sex with Orca! BARF!