True. I think even Cody Cummings has done more than Peter. Sad, ’cause Peter is such a snack.

Also, that Black Panther parody should have not been made.

Wakanda Fornever! You can clearly see where they spent too much money on production values…and where they only had two nickels and a ball a twine to make it work. Money Management, Petey. Look into it. This is so budget Disney-Marvel might throw them some coins to pull it together.

Seriously. He moved from showing off his ass to a few decent masturbation videos to…this. I lost interest after The Asiancy Season 27 Part 834 or whatever the fuck it was.

Yeah them solos of him showing off his ass isn’t cutting it anymore.

That said, I have no clue how this is a “parody”, wish they had the budget to green screen in some nonsense. I also can’t figure out who is supposed to be Thanos/Phallos and no Spiderman? Really, besides these two, some of these costumes can leave a little to desire, and I don’t see Dominique Pacifico as Captain America. He looks more like he should be Hawkeye or Vision to me. I would’ve cast Axel as Captain America. However, either way the costume is too minimal, and it shouldn’t be that hard to make a hot Captain America. I have no idea who Sir Jet is playing (is it Vision? Is it Dr. Strange? I guess he could make a good version for either one), and David Ace’s character is completely lost on me… is it Rocket Raccoon? Is it Star-lord? I have no clue, maybe Scarlet Witch or the Hulk? (actually, Dominique could have made an interesting male take on Scarlet Witch if they wanted to fallow the story). I also assume Axel is Thor? I’m not sure.

All of this said, Damian Dragon should have been Dr. Strange or Vision himself (I say vision because it would make the scene with Dominque Pacifico more interesting to pair him with Dragon vs. Jet), and they should have got their new model Trevor Northman to be Thanos/Phallos. I think it would have been more hot to see him imposing, fucking all the heroes. (Plus him flip-flopping or even bottoming to Axel would make all this nonsense worth it… but really, flip flopping would be the best! I still feel like Axel bottoming will happen. I mean how many years did it take for Paddy O’Brian, Woody Fox, or even Colby Jansen to bottom? It was a long time! I don’t know if it will be _that_ long… but I think it will happen!..eventually)

It also feels like missed opportunity to bring back “black panda” (lol) (Admittedly Max Conner makes an incredibly hot black panther, I mean damn, but they created that character and Alex Chu is quite the good looker as well, might as well had brought him in to as part of the joke)