That’s what happens when you used to try and now you scramble.

Guy giving the title must’ve come from some dank porn streaming site

The scenes you mentioned at the end made this scene’s impact much smaller than it is.

Totally!

Thanks for the detailed review!

My first thought was, “Y’all bitches stay lying. How is a holdover scene featuring already used combos in the same conversation as classics like the Straight Stud Fuckfest entries, or the Tahoe fourway, or the Blunder Twins getting anally activated in Costa Rica?” But, while I’m not sure if the superlative in the writeup was accurate, there were a lot of good elements in the scene.

The gripe right of the bat is Rocky and Calan’s long-awaited union didn’t get the same attention as Shorn Eli and Chris. They kind of shoehorned Calan in after the other guys had been working it for a while, and rushed him into the fucking. The other issue is, Rocky is absolutely the only true switch on this team. The other three don’t use full strokes when fucking, and I can’t with Calan imitating Dawson’s jackrabbiting. So as much as I love seeing Chris and Rocky live their dick life (and would’ve loved it even more if one of them was getting gangfucked or DP’d) Rocky should’ve been doing all the fucking in a reverse gangbang/human dildo kind of way. Actually, I would’ve also been fine with an all oral scene because they killed that shit. Especially Eli. Maybe the shaving gave him some powers because he was way more focused and professional and less hammy here. And he was all about Chris. Way more chemistry than in their first scene. Chris was thoroughly enjoying the servicing. They spent a lot of throat minutes on Chris. A lot. Usually only new, nervous models get that kind of treatment. They could’ve spent a little more time opening that hole up, because that insertion didn’t look fun. Maybe extra-long dicksucking was Chris’ present for giving up his hole so many times this year. But it’s Chris. Dick is the gift he really wants. Which is why he was so hard when Eli pulled out. I loved that part where the two bottoms are all gaping in the wind, waiting for more meat while Eli is taking his time slurping Rocky’s assjuice off Calan’s dick. It’s like they were intentionally teasing Rocky and Chris. You could see Chris getting softer during the wait.

Calan’s topping may not do a lot for me, but that body does everything. The way those abs ripple while he’s “fucking” is a nice sight. If he and Rocky every get a duo scene I hope they’re allowed lots of time to lick and feel every muscle. Calan seems good at the reacharound and Rocky has a nice pipe to reach around for.

The abundance of kissing in the first two thirds was a nice change of pace. I wonder why that stopped in the last third. After the first partner swap I don’t think any of the duos made out. They also had Rocky and Chris on different ends of the bed so they couldn’t make out while bottoming like they had been doing. Thankfully a little more was added in when they switched to missionary. Chris and Rocky going into plank mode at the same time was funny. As was Chris tapping out after one turn at topping. Interesting that Chris only topped Eli and Eli only bottomed for Chris. To me it looked like Eli wanted to cum while Chris was fucking him, but obviously they wanted the biggest dick in the biggest hole. I had to laugh again when Rocky “ruined” the first shot of Eli’s cumshot by leaning down to make out with Chris. Also, Chris’ reaction to Rocky’s trick shot off his face. Rocky said he was still hard at the end and he was still pumping into Chris. In the olden days, this would’ve led to a Part II. Or a shower scene. I miss those days.

Definitely a lot of things to like, even if every mark wasn’t hit. I don’t know if it’s a yuletide classic like Colt&Max, Colt & Kellan, Dirk’s first bottoming, Barron& Beau, Jeff getting gangbanged on a pool table in a Santa hat, or the ULTIMATE classic, Tom Rails Smith. Still, this foursome felt more cohesive and complete than many of the offerings CF has been giving this year.

A great idea, unless… https://images.app.goo.gl/ysfyt85L5nwe8PHSA

My only gripe for now is that horrendous title. I think I got an aneurysm reading that tripe. Please stop trying to be creative whoever you are on CF staff.