ErectionPhotos.com Reviewed: I Kinsey Nasty Cocks

ErectionPhotos.comPorno dicks are chosen for their star quality. But what’s it like out there in the field, where non-huge, non-pretty cocks are potentially lying in wait under a nice pair of Calvin briefs?

You need to be prepared–and you might know what to expect after you study up at ErectionPhotos.com, the Kinseyesque site that attempts to document diversity among schlongs. It’s something akin to a field guide to penises, not always the best-looking ones but certainly more representative than the average Hot House or Raging Stallion meat swinging at your face from the DVD.

“This site tries to give reality to all the diversity that gets compressed into the concept of the ‘average penile erection,'” the authors say. And while most of the content is mainstream dick, there are some frightening ends of the bell curve here: a barely visible prick 1.5 inches long soft, all the way up to 9 inches hard. And along with the vaguely creepy clinical observations, soft-hard comparison shots, and senior cock shots, there are some unintentionally hilarious animated cock motion shots–and a whole page of discussions about implants and corresponding pictures of dicks so tiny they have their own subdivision in Oz.

Size queens and pretty-dick discriminators beware–don’t say you haven’t been warned.

ErectionPhotos.com [Source ThePeculiarOne]