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Will Braun Fucks Aston Springs in ‘Spiderman: A Gay XXX Parody’ Part 2 at Men.com

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44 Comments | July 14, 2017

Watch Will Braun and Aston Springs in ‘Spiderman: A Gay XXX Parody’ at Men.com

Spidey (Will Braun) lets loose webs of cum with the assistance of Aston Springs.

Watch Will Braun and Aston Springs in ‘Spiderman: A Gay XXX Parody’ at Men.com

Hey Spider-Man, you’re looking a bit pudgy. Maybe you need to get some more web-slinging in. Just saying

The stunning thing about this company is how they go out of their way to fail. I’m obviously predisposed to dislike them; but when something works, I’m willing to say so even if it’s not a bareback scene. Since I brought it up, if anyone is going to fuck without a condom, it should be a man who can scale a building without a harness, but that’s not the most grating failure here: It’s that they simply failed to cast someone who would look flawless in the uniform.

Spider-Man’s latest incarnation is a 21-year-old acrobat with an 8-pack… Will Braun isn’t even on Tobey Maguire’s level (at TM’s pudgiest). This is AWFUL CASTING.

Tangent: When I first saw Tom Holland, I had “meh” on the tip of my tongue. When I left the movie, all I had on my tongue was praise and drool. That movie was really good and he was the best thing about it.

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Can somebody find time to do a comparison of Tom Holland & Will Braun body size and abs?

I like that Will looks like the cute everyday guy you’d find at the bar Saturday night, but Spiderman does not have a pooch…and he certainly would be a better top.

It’s a waste if Will isn’t bottoming… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/103f237e360f8f48d35d06505d0de5cd328d88da8be8801eee9a78a368fb8435.gif

Who does Men.com’s photography? I really don’t like what they do to people’s flesh tone.

Can Will even breathe with that on?

Aston’s been pretty busy lately and I ain’t mad.

He’s escorting here in Florida too. I’m tempted.. LOL

I would If I was you tbh. No shame.

He is really handsome, even with this haircut

I love Will, but top is not for him.

As i said in the previous update: Will, Tobias and Aston… this series is in dire need of a TOP

I’m offended someone butchered Asston’s hair. And on top of that he’s being fucked over a dog crate.

Omg I just couldn’t hold my pants of laughter for this retarted porn😂😂😂😂

Will needs to continue giving all her partners facials!

Aston gotallthat ass and it’s wasted on Will Braun. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b92ff449cdcaf85fc0c50f28ce3be6a45f620e37a222e9dcbc4be71c30d286e1.gif

The Spider-man outfit is wasted on Will Braun

Spiderman sure has let go lol once again I say this, I despise parodies with great intensity

An out of shape Spiderman….just what I’ve not been waiting for

That suit is totally not flattering for Will. Only a more lean, slim guy could pull it off. This one makes spidey look like he has a little beer gut.

“Spider-pig, Spider-pig, does whatever a Spider-pig…does.”
— Homer Simpson

Aston is too beautiful for this trash site.

This is why you never make important life decisions while drunk or coming down from a dick high.

It is — you should go. I missed nearly all of them — I have seen only Tobey I, X Men 1-3, First Class, Apocalypse (which sucked), Future Past, and the two Wolverines.

Wow, and I thought that list was going to be short. But absent are the Garfield movies, any others Tobey did, Iron Man 1-?, Thor, Captain America, the Avengers — I don’t even know what I’m forgetting.

Is Chris Evans two different people in Marvel Universe?

About Chris, technically no, since Fantastic Four is still a Fox entity (which is the only reason that movie was made, so Fox could retain the rights). But yes, he before getting the role of Cap he was Johnny Storm. Same goes for Ryan Reynolds who was Hannibal King before landing Wade Wilson.

Then it’s a yes. I don’t grant business exemptions. Somebody better get started writing some Earth 1, Earth 2 shit so this casting can make sense.

If it’s two actors playing the same character, I’m fine. I don’t think Garfield is an aging Peter Parker in Tom’s world. But if it’s the same actor playing two characters, nossir. God only knows whether Stan Lee was supposed to be the same person each time!

I guess since those FF movies and the MCU aren’t in the same continuity it doesn’t really bother me. Same goes for Blade. Or Ryan also playing Green Lantern. The Quicksilver issue is stickier, because they had two actors playing the same character in different continuities released at the same time.

Well, you raise another concern which is that even though it’s not completely fucked up for Ryan Reynolds to be in both Marvel and DC, that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea for either his career or their franchises. Imagine William Shatner trying to be Hans Solo or Ricardo Montelban as General Zod?

That Green Lantern had no chance of becoming a franchise, especially now with the JL and a new GL on the horizon. But ignoring that aspect, I don’t think most people have trouble with cross-pollination. Harrison Ford can be Han Solo and Indiana Jones. Hugo Weaving can be Agent Smith and Elrond and Megatron. If you’re looking at a film and thinking about some other character an actor played, then that actor isn’t doing his or her job. Deadpool was a huge gamble for many reasons other than Ryan’s comic book movie past. But it paid off and reignited his career. If an actor is perfect for a part, that usually carries more weight than that person having played a fan favorite.

My point is that these actors need to be more discerning. Green Lantern had no shot at becoming a franchise because it was a steaming pile of shit. And I WAS ROOTING FOR HIM, TIFFANY!! HOW DARE HE!!

Sometimes you have to take risks. Like Chris Pratt with GotG. Few people expected that movie to be the massive hit it was. Even fans of the Guardians comics.

What are you trying to convince me of? That he read that script and said, “I believe in this?” A comic book role with garbage writing and a 200 million dollar budget is the opposite of taking a risk. It’s selling out.

The cutout is a horrible choice for anyone, and it does Will (and the viewers!) no favors.

I doubt Ryan read that script and envisioned the final product would be a cartoony CGI mess. I can’t fault him for going after a big budget movie based on a hugely popular character. Green Lantern was less of a risk than RIPD. And if we’re going to say Ryan sold out, then his big name costars (Peter Sarsgaard, Tim Robbins, Michael Clarke Duncan, Angela Bassett and Geoffrey Rush) are sellouts too. All talented, accomplished actors and they all agreed to be in this movie. That’s saying something about what their expectations were.

Lol. A question needed to be answered. No apologies.

I kept thinking there was a character in the MCU who had been recast, but I couldn’t remember who it was until you made this list. I was thinking of Bruce Banner being played by Ruffalo and Norton. I think the failures of the Norton and Bana Hulks are why Marvel/Disney is so scared to do another solo Hulk film. They’re probably testing the waters with Hulk’s inclusion in Thor: Ragnarok.

I’m hard on him because I love him. Anyway, you don’t hear me complaining about his wet shirtless pajama scene in Amityville, do you?

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It was a Tony Robbins seminar.

That’s exactly what I meant. Logan is the first X film I missed. I know I need to catch that soon. I did also see the Ed Norton Hulk.

These movies are just too numerous now. I don’t even consider myself a Marvel guy. I grew up on DC.

He started feeling himself after his role in Shallow Hal. The ensuing fame hunger was to be expected.

I am disappointed in you.
You should have said:
“I can hear Asston’s hole…”

better yet, you can play with it if you wish