TimTales: Raphael Moretti Fucks Alex Roman’s Human Flashjack Hole

Here’s a fun game: Listen to the trailer without looking at it, and guess what activity and food the fucking sounds like. I came up with “someone fisting a tub of Kozy Shack rice pudding.”

Alex, when you come down from the poppers high you’ll realize “human fleshjack hole” isn’t a compliment or a life aspiration.

In other words, you’ll never realize it.

A rock … a river … oh lord, a tree is up your ass.

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Tim and his fascination with this gross, overused bottom is beyond annoying.