StrokeThatDick: Nicola Hanssen

Uuum… why is fugly oaf named “Nicola”?

I hope this bitch named “britguy” looks like Brad Pitt…

The empty ballsack shots and moon face are usually indicative of steroid use. That’s a moot point though, since the guy is “fugly,” a word I learned here. Even if he is str8, that’s just not enough anymore to sell “great body but put a bag over his head,” in this economy. He could very likely be into “blondes with big tits.” But, this fugly probably gets more action from the Jake Cruise type johns who pick him up on his corner, than from the blonde bimbos he’s hot for.