Men.com’s 5-Year Anniversary Teaser

Men.com 5-Year Anniversary at Men.com

MEN.com has put together a short clip of the hottest moments in the last 5 years with a tiny teaser of things to come.

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I think this scene was made for you. And by that I mean, literally just you because no one else will enjoy it.

ALL TWINKS WILL ENJOY WATCHING PADDY O’BRIAN FOR ANOTHER TWINK IN TWINKMASTER SERIES, if this scene calls for it!

I’ll supply the black dildo. With this crew, it’s the only black (aside from Putin’s other Pal Vadim) appendage you’ll ever see

Last I heard he was bangin an English model and had become very introverted. Who knows what the truth is – although it speaks volumes he isn’t working.

Men had had and still, once in a while, has its moments. The only one rising right now is Bromo – all the others are deflating prematurely.

Gurl, I think forums get hyped up more by the models’ crimes than their performances.

And those parodies? Lord have mercy! I don’t even know what the fuck those are!

Hunnie those folks who run Men fantasies over their models criminal records. The bigger the record, the bigger the check. I’m surprised they haven’t reached out to Ms Sebastian yet. He needs some pink dollars before his ass goes to prison for the next 50 years.

Yeah.. it would be hot – so unless another site makes it happen you can scratch that shit.

Hell, I fantasize about Paddy doing all that bottomming act with several twinks (Jason Valencia, Vadim Black, Elder Sorensen, Ryan, Colt Rivers, Will Braun, Kevin Warhol, Fuller, Jeffrey, Ethan, Dru/ Dakota & Ashley with her strapon) pounding his asshole really hard while finishing his mouth and face with facial showers!

Hell, I fantasize about Paddy doing all that bottomming act with several twinks (Jason Valencia, Vadim Black, Elder Sorensen, Ryan, Colt Rivers, Will Braun, Kevin Warhol, Fuller, Jeffrey, Ethan, Dru/ Dakota & Ashley with her strapon) pounding his asshole really hard while finishing his mouth and face with facial showers!

I love when twinks suddenly begin topping, especially since they tend to pound the bottom’s asses really hard unlike the reversal.

Five years already? It seems like only yesterday Johnny was playing a straight, jailbait looking twink who gets coerced or forced into taking dick and other various phallic objects while his face contorts in abject horror. Wait, I think that did happen yesterday.

I don’t care who in the hell is in a scene with Johnny , if he’s there you can count me out. There nothing appealing about him plain and simple .

Umm my worst dates were hotter than most of their scenes, The so called high budget (LMMFAO) scenes included. Serious balls though to put this spoof on for the 5 year mark. Way to remind me why I quit you long ago. Thanks.

Now if ya’ll could just hurl Nica Noel and that fucking twat of a literary assassin Marc MacNamarra off of a lear jet at 30K ft with no chute, we still won’t be even but I will feel some joy associated with your site. You will be the guys who killed the people who killed your site.

I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact Marc actually had the gonads to refer to those impossibly bad parodies as “High Budget” or the fact the village idiot slapped his name in the credits playin like THAT meant something. The fact he hasn’t shaved Diefro’s head in his sleep alone justifies the ejection from the plane.

Now, all that said. I’ve had a long day – THIS SHIT.. not even mildly amusing. If they make Paddy fuck Vapid I am never going to be able to look at Paddy the same way again. He will be spoiled forever. Fucking assholes.

Isn’t BROMO (no, not Seltzer) Bareback version of MEN.com? They had Ms Young the child rapist, Rapid, Dennis the teen’s menace in Johnny’s BB debut (wrist corsage optional!). Thought they were both (along with SC) Mind Geek property