Coming Soon to Men.com: Star Wars: The Force Awakens (A XXX Gay Parody)

You can’t make this shit up lmao

Who keeps telling them these parodies are a good idea?

This is why MEN needs to fire everyone, and start over, because the self sabotage isn’t cute.

This actually doesn’t look as bad as the last one. Maybe I’m being too optimistic?

I love Aspen, but I would not have cast him for Poe Dameron. I feel like there had to have been more accessible stars for them to pick that look a little more like Oscar Issac. That said, I know they are going to ruin this thing by making Johnny Rapid Rey, or make XL motion capture a sex scene as Maz Kanata!

That said, this casting talk also made me picture Brenner Bolton as Captain Phasma, and that just makes me laugh.

I’M TELLING YOU. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!!! 😠😠😠

I hate parody porn to the core!!!!!!!

From the look of that lye relaxer they gave Kaden I figured this was a Bruno Mars parody.