Blakemason.com Reviewed: Stiff Upper Lip Req’d

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My rating: 4 out of 5

Normally when we think of the British, we think of Nanny Deb throttling parents into making their children behave on Monday-night TV. But BlakeMason has us thinking differently.

BlakeMason answers the question Hostess gets every day: how many twinkies does it take to produce a ton of heavy cream? The site’s simply filled to the brim with whippet-lean guys covered in tats, spiked hair, barely mammalian levels of body hair and surprisingly, good dental work.

BlakeMason: Film Directory

The boys show up in a neatly arranged fashion. Thumbnails let you choose which guy will make your Union Jack off. There are videos and stills of each guy, with a new solo film appearing each Thursday and a new duo or hardcore movie on Sundays.

BlakeMason: Bio & Video Download Page
BlakeMason: Picture Gallery
BlakeMason: Full-Size Image Slide Show

Foreskin fans will be delighted by the selection of guys. For our purposes, you don’t have to go any further afield than Jose, a Madrid-born librarian that somehow snuck onto the site. He apparently didn’t speak much English to the BM shooters, but with a hairy asscrack and a cock like Nelson’s Column, who needs words?

BlakeMason: Jose's Model Bio

Lastly, the lads at BM want you to know they care. They’re not coming to your place to clean off your laptop keyboard, but if you subscribe to the site, they will donate 5 percent of their profits to charities that help young guys grapple with their sexuality.

Good makes good porn, we guess. If you like your men slim and shady–and want to walk away with a clean conscience–you’ll be glad you came all over BlakeMason.com.

  • BlakeMason Price Points At the time of review
    1. Option 1: 30 day recurring subscription ($22.95 for 30 days, renews at $22.95 per 30 days thereafter)
    2. Option 2: 30 day one time charge (24.95 for 30 days, no automatic renewal)
    3. Option 3: 90 day one time charge ($54.95 for 90 days, no automatic renewal)

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