RandyBlue: Jeremy Walker 3

FIRST!

Careful, whoa! They don’t like our game and you are now in danger of being called a douche bag or slimeball or something like that!

boring!

Something feels very very very wrong about this guy, but I can’t quite put my finger on it…

The hair is KILLING me

He’d be so hot if he didn’t have such stupid hair.

Jack, I know what you mean. To me there is something so UNHOT about Jeremy Walker. Well his frosted emo hair is completely ridiculous but there’s something else. Obivously, he is not an ugly guy but his face is weird and his body is massive and bulky in a weird way. The proportions are wrong. Like Kevin Falk is perfectly proportioned. Jeremy’s body is weird.

Hair is terrible. TERRIBLE. Where are the real men?

i watched quite a number of his vids and to be honest, it’s booooooring. he might have the look, the muscles etc..but clearly he doesn’t have the passion to heat up porn videos. i always give him a chance, thinking the next vid of his would be even better…but now, i give up. i’m no longer expecting anything from this booooring guy. randy…give more guys, other than him, will ya?haha…

Horrible hair.

It’s good that RB doesn’t try to pass off this guy as straight. If this were SC, the blurb would be: “(model name) is a straight college student who enjoys (random manly sport) and has been with his girlfriend for (random number) years…”

Jeremy Walker is a very attractive, handsome, muscular, super hot ton of beefcake. That’s a given.

However, having watched him on Randy Blue since he first arrived, I can honestly write that he’s a complete bore to watch. Not as boring as Corbin Fisher’s Connor, but plenty close.

Walker is a passionless, disinterested, untalented gay man. It’s funny to write this, but he actually needs acting lessons for sex scenes.

if that hair got any more feathered and colored he’d be a peacock. a GAY peacock.

meh

*cough* steroid *cough*

bel manzo, da fare tutto

too plastic

Boring beefcake. Well, the good news is that after the sex, you wouldn’t have to talk to him. I like Randy Blue, but I am always disappointed in what Jeremy Walker does in his scenes. He’s dull and lifeless, exhibits very little emotion, and has a real lack of passion. Maybe Randy Blue can rev him up a bit, but right now, Walker is the biggest dullard in the entire Blue bunch.

Horrible hair.

It’s good that RB doesn’t try to pass off this guy as straight. If this were SC, the blurb would be: “(model name) is a straight college student who enjoys (random manly sport) and has been with his girlfriend for (random number) years…”