NextDoorBuddies: Samuel & Tristan Bull (Tristan’s First Fuck)

Fazz says:

Tristan has a very lovable face, and he’s got a nice defined torso, the real issue comes when you get to the crotch. What they are not showing on these stills is that Tristan’s dick is completely twisted to the right. Imagine a dick that looks like a screw, on top. His dick head basically twists into a 90 degree angle.

I mean I’m almost certain that I could look past that, if it weren’t for the fact that he’s fucking street trash.

The bottoms face looks like Kanye Wests’s did after his car accident, although I’m fairly certain that this guy didn’t go through the wire, maybe through the lid of a box of dunkin doughnuts. I dont judge I’ve fucked guys that looked a little overweight, I relly have and I’m proud of it. But I just hope that they didn’t expect any one to act civil towards him, especially on this site, the last semi free bastion of free speech, where we can objectify and critique to our hearts content.

Also WTF is it with the bottom’s eyes, he keeps squinting; is he going blind, does he use glasses but they didnt allow him to bring them to the set?
Any way, he should learn that looking sexy is not having your eyes half closed, that usually indicates you’re narcoleptic, or possibly so bored that you’re half asleep.
Either one will guarantee a bad scene.

PASS!