Vadim Black Bottoms For Brad Banks in ‘Cream For Me: A Gay XXX Parody’ Part 3 at Bromo

LOL! On. The. Floor.

Girl stop! I’ve noticed our shade is being or in the process of being plagiarized by men!

Next thing we’ll see is Johnny Vapid in a cage with dog ears getting a fucked by Roman Todd!

“Pound Puppies XXX- a new men series, coming January 2017”

I better get a credit in that travesty.

She’s lost weight? Good, I hope she’s going hungry.
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Sigh… so I guess my hopes and dream of being an ‘artist” at men are now in the trash :,(

I know it’s Sunday, but the Walking Dead premiers tonight and I’ve been spoiling like crazy. But Vadim wont see the spoilers since he has no running water and power. ;)

They go back and forth more often than Harley Quinn and the Joker. One moment he’s there, other he’s in his car. You think he’d not say anything but he sure likes asking for handouts from people he angered, insulted and attacked in Ohio. My nephews included. I’m like, how you gonna call my boys fags only to ask them for some change years later?

I’m upset that he’s missing the Walking Dead tonight! I’m making my acting debut as Lucille, the barbed wire baseball bat.

I don’t think Vadim knows Quentin, even though Dayton is small when you really look at it from the inside. Surprisingly, and don’t judge! But my oldest nephew is pretty trashy and likes car racing, machine guns and monster trucks and knew Quentin before he left for basic training (only to flunk out lol) Quentin gave no problems to anyone and was kinda like the “small town hero” character that you see in movies lol. Vadim, now that lunatic has been turning tricks since he was 15. There was a scandal a few years ago involving him but his name and involvement was erased as he’s one of the head cop’s son.

Flashing your assault rifle on twitter is one thing, driving around with it in your back seat is another…That whole clown thing going around isnt new to the midwest. We call them juggalos and imagine a 16 year old Vadim driving around with clown paint and an AK47 in his car. Models need to be very, very careful around him.

Girl, my debut will be pirated! He can see it on youtube ;)

That’s how they started out, now they’re just a nuisance and pool for white supremacy, gang activity and random violence.

Gurl your barbed pussy is going to be eating some Korean barbecue tonight. Slurp, slurp.

I totally hear that “Yaaaaas Qween” done in Jimmy’s voice from the premiere episode of The Real O’Neals.

I’ve been hearing lots of things about that two-piece. And now I’m scared.

Jimmy and his dad can O my Neals any time. I’ve been checking for Mr. Ferguson (Pat) since “Glory Days” with Eddie Cahill. And I’m happy little Bebe bounced back from the cancellation of “The New Normal” and found another gay sitcom. Love her.

I told Quinton I am for sure copping Joanne, no matter what the reviews say. I’m getting that, Anti and Lemonade (yes, I’m beyond in my stannage) so I’m making a day of it. Or rather a gay of it. Might throw Pablo in my cart too, depending on my mood when I hit Tarjay.

I figure Pablo will throw off the gay scent when I hit the register. Make it seem like the other three are gifts for my sister and Pablo is for me. I wouldn’t want to get sexually accosted in the parking lot by the fine ass cashier while trying to return my cart. Or do I?

Make it an even 60 minutes. That’ll give me enough time come down off the Parking Lot Pimpin’ high, lure the guy into a post-cum false sense of security while I dishevel my wig even more and break a heel. For dramatic effect.

Yes. That’s why I keep a neck brace, crutches and black eye makeup in my trunk along with a spare lace front and heels. Boy Scouts taught me the art of being prepared.

LMAO @ the Vadim shade. But you’re not really missing much on BBW. This season has been very underwhelming, not enough drama. And the little drama they do have seems forced by Shaunie “nostrils” O’neal and the other producers.

Tami has been a mess since her Real World days, but these broads will do anything for a check and good ratings.

LOL!!! She’s so fucking embarrassing, i feel sorry for her daughters. I would disown my mother if she was in her late 40’s acting like a fool on national tv.

Brah LMAO. Well, her pimping clearly isn’t the best if their power and water is turned off. What kind of pimp can’t pay the utility bills? Vadim better get it together those pimp slaps are the real deal.

Especially when your trick is 4’7 and has anger issues.

LMAO.. Damn ya’ll are roasting the poor fella ( i am too a little ) poor guys i hopes he gets it together. He’s still young so he has time, but damn he has a lot of growing to do ( no pun intended )

“Tatted up piercing whores like element”… should i even try looking that up. I feel like my day might be ruined if I do so. Warn me girl, warn me now!

Lol. If it wasn’t part of the original movie (and parodied hilariously in Scary Movie with Marissa Jaret Winokur) I would feel the same.

And now I have an urge to rewatch Scary Movie. I also have an urge to see someone (other than Men) recreate that epic cumshot with Mrs. Chris Pratt.

Not I, I like them chubby and stupid. He did admit he was impotent when he was fat, but bottoms dont need an erection to get the job done ;)

*drool* give me those men over twinkbait Joe and Nick Jonas. Evans and Fit Pratt look like they know how to fuck. The Jonas’ lost their virginity like 6 months ago lol

oh, I’d switch places with the girls ass in a quick second!

Nick and lay on his tummy and just take it from me. He’s such a huge gay baiter that I’d give him a good old hate fuck in addition to a power fuck!

I remember that photo shoot. Stretch marks and all lol.

He needs to step his pussy up.

If it’s so easy to snatch Kim K West’s wig, Demi should be no problem for me. What are her stomping grounds? Sizzler and TJ max right?

Aw, so she’s a Southern California Trashbox.

I think I know which Forever 21 she’s at, the one Brandon Wilde woke up in a shopping cart on the freight loading dock in the back after a night of “DJing”.

Bitch! You have me gasping! I just spilled my pumpkin spice latte on the barista- which happens to be Paul Canon. I poured what was left on his and demanded he make me another!

I poured the second latte on him. He wrote something racial on my cup, in addition to adding some precarious looking foam as you’ve stated, I will sue for harassment. Damien was outside with a little radio begging for Paul to take him back. I scalded him with a tea the manager gave me, gratis of course.

An ABC interview? And he wasn’t making a joking remark? That’s news to me.

I’m still believing Chris got all up in Scarlett’s Johansson way back when they filmed The Perfect Score. With repeat visits over the years.

I was shocked the first time I saw Chris’ lady. She’s not ugly or anything, but not what I would expect. She’s definitely a trade down from Jessica Biel.

I’m more than a little jealous Ana Faris got to play semi-nude basketball with a floppy-dick Chris Evans, and then gets to go home and have Pratt fuck her senseless while singing the lyrics to “The Pit.”

DNCE Joe can get a quicky- Kindom Nick can still get his hatefuck, maybe finally give him a fully gay arc and none of that bisexual rape storyline.

I thought Kevin died tbh.

Nope, he’s still a attention whore on Twitter. But it has toned down a bit since those nudes leaked. He’s a cokehead? Why am i’m not up to date with the gossip/tea? Brah i need to do better.

He’s not as cute as his big bro, but he could suck my dick for a bag of coke. I’m horrible:(

Chi Chi is so fucking horrible. S(he) made a black dildo and labeled it thug dick or something to that effect and got called out for it. I can’t with that bitch, she’s one of those producers that i would hate having to work with. She must pay good though.

I call that bitch Drunky Le Rue- cuz even off the bottle, she’s still incoherent.

We’re probably good here. When’s the last time WB reported on anything Chi Chi had to offer?

::crickets::

It’s funny, the Scream and Scary movies are on the same scale. The first two were classics. I’m okay with three, mainly because it had Scott Foley looking all doe-eyed and sexyfine (Felicity and Jennifer, you fucked up with your choices). Four was straight up gahbage. I will say I’m loving the MTV series, for the most part. Now I’m trying to think if I every saw Scary Movie 5. I don’t think so.

Chris was hot, even during his Fat Andy stage on Parks & Rec. I saw the Guardians trailer the other day and squeed my pants off.

I haven’t watched the special yet, so I hope it’s good. I had not heard about the pickup. Happy about that. Once Teen Wolf signs off I’ll have no incentive to watch MTV.

And I would never judge about Power Rangers. We were just talking about that here the other day.

Too bad his stroke game is as horrible as “Glitter”