Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson)

Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com

Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com
Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com
Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com
Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com
Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com
Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com
Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com
Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com
Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com
Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com
Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com
Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com
Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com
Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com
Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com
Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody Trailer (Starring Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson) at Men.com

Check out the first teaser/trailer for the upcoming Men.com Star Trek Gay XXX parody starring Rod Peterson, Micah Brandt, Jordan Boss, Jack Hunter and Donny Forza.

Watch Donny Forza, Jack Hunter, Jordan Boss, Micah Brandt and Rod Peterson at Men.com

Scrapple says:

An Asian guy? In a Men production? They must’ve had to outsource for that one, and I’m sure they’ll return him once this series is finished.

sanfv says:

They are paying pennies compared to the stateside 40$ scene rate.

Scrapple says:

Are those pennies before or after the exchange rate is factored in?

sanfv says:

That’s a good question. Either way, his rate is too low. I will be launching a go fund me to pay that model what the others got- and so that I get some new boots ;)

Guuuurl, I was thinking the same thing about Uwhorea… Me thinks men saw the shade and called the models and the Lezzy director and Miss Katelin for her iPhone 4c to shoot this series as revenge for yesterday.

Scrapple says:

It’s so low they couldn’t afford to buy him a last name.

Does that mean Vadim is going to show up playing a Klinger-on? An Haranguey? Or will they go the easier route and make him a Cardassian?

1234 says:

and @disqus_6nRkGdeR7U:disqus thank you!! :) The poster shows an Asian person, but the actual scene stills dn’t show him. If he appears in a Star Trek 2 scene, they’ll probably make him bottom

McM. says:

Wouldn’t it be fucked up if he just had a walk-on?

1234 says:

It would be fucked up either way :(

deCosmos says:

Mr. Sulu, lay in a course for Uranus…

L. T. says:

Pretty sure that Prof. Farnsworth said that the name was changed to end that horrible joke. It’s been renamed to Urectum.

Mihcael Davies says:

What asian guy?

edit: Oh the guy on the poster? Nvm

sam my says:

Wow I never knew what race Micah was trying to be, now I know. Thx.

Scrapple says:

She’s a chameleon! And an artiste!

L. T. says:

She’s also a Tom Dubois.

freater says:

I wonder if they ACTUALLY casted Harold Anunciacion as the Asian character. That would be a huge win for MEN cuz he’s so fucking hot. If they’re just using his face for the poster MEN should be sued.

L. T. says:

Wait, Scrap, didn’t at one point they had Trevor Tripp for one measly video with Johnny?

Scrapple says:

I know she showed up somewhere, so I guess it was Men.

L. T. says:

I think it was. He left RB for MEN in that one update and left. Damn, shame. I liked Trevor during his Tristan Tran days. One of the few Asian gay porn stars that was top-only in non-Asian porn until he went to RB and they stuck him as a bottom. I’ve seen him on MySpace back in the day, taking selfies and shit. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ead13b4d4732c3a687d5a35f82bd3866d6c1115d54d0d79209be03a3aeb961e8.jpg

Scrapple says:

I think that scene was with him topping Johnny. You’re right, he was a hottie.

L. T. says:

He did. Back when Johnny was all about bottoming. Trevor was on Peter Fever’s site but I don’t know if he did any videos. I do know that he worked with Van Darkholme (is he still around?).

Scrapple says:

Van may still be with Kink, but I’m not sure.

sanfv says:

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Aaaaaa, this made my morning. And not in the at men wants.

Scrapple says:

I’m still chuckling at the tagline. I’m assuming that means they’re going to the planet Vajor to meet the Vajorans. That seems like a dangerous mission. Let me guess, Kirk, Chekov and Spock will be the first ones to beam down to get the “lay” of the land. Uhura will be in the holodeck finding out why the doctor is called Bones. Sulu will be in sickbay.

sam my says:

English : No

Ebonics : Hell to duh naw

Spanish: no

French : non

Italian: No

Chinese : 没有

Kevin says:

Why is MG able to pull this of with their straight studios but when their gay studios put this kind of shit out it just looks like a joke.

McM. says:

Short answer:
They are ignorant breeders.

Long answer:
These parodies tend to not resonate with gay audiences b/c they are being pulled from mainstream media. As such the scenarios were pre-written for a largely white, but entirely heterosexual audience, and contain inherent perspectives which excludes same-sex attraction on physical and emotional levels. Gay men have spent their lives from pre-adolescence to wherever they are now, not seeing themselves reflected (palpably) in media and often need to “translate” experiences in order to become invested in romantic or sexual story lines.

In parodies that delight straight people, we are still required to translate. There is a firm idea of a character initially presented as straight that we must now imagine as gay. We already spend much of our lives doing this. It is too much extra work just to get off to porn. It can come off as more amusing than anything b/c some guys don’t realize they are rejecting the translation and instead find absurdity in the situation.

Good narratives – OUR narratives – have gradually been erased from gay porn. In the late 1990s to early 2000s large studios produced films with great plots that interwove one sex scene into another. And they worked b/c they were written for a specific perspective, and same-sex attraction was never presented as being unusual. Two movies that come to mind are Chi Chi LaRue’s “Wrong Side of the Tracks” (C1R/Rascal 2005), and Rutherford’s “Big Rig” (Colt/Buckshot 2006). Both have great sex scenes, but the stories make it hotter since you become invested in why the guys are fucking.

slipperyslope says:

Holy FUCK that was a good read.

Thank you.

Brock says:

Very interesting and persuasive analysis McM. Thanks!

Rico says:

One of the most thoughtful and thought-provoking posts I’ve ever read on this board. Thx!

C3xxx says:

Should have all worn red shirts thus ensuring no sequel to this clusterfuck.

Guy says:

Ridiculous and it does not even look hot!

Atticus says:

Crying at Jordan Boss as Spock, haha. He did not deserve that. If anyone should be in a wig and makeup, it should be Donny who is looking less and less attractive.

TomCNR says:

I must reiterate my disdain for themed porn. Most especially Halloween themed porn

lemonline2 says:

We all know that Spock would be topping Kirk!

No_No_No_Yes says:

LMMFAO!!! What the FUCK?! Space balls meets Captain Kirk? These fuckers have done lost their shit. I can’t even be righteously indignant it’s just too funny. I’m fucking stunned.

Ivan Jimenez says:

Rod needs to bottom more!

CP3PO says:

This is why we can’t have nice things!!

Jebus Waffleburger says:

Judging from that top pic Rod Peterson should not be involved in any shoot that involves shiny objects.

No_No_No_Yes says:

“Where no GAY man has gone before” Well they nailed that part. Gay men have more sense than to put up shit like this and call it “porn”. Time for an exorcism up in this bitch for sure. Wasting the talents of hot fuckers should be a crime. Making it public? I say a public caning is in order. Naked public caning of those responsible for this abomination would be WAY hotter than this.

★★Marty★★ says:

I know its Halloween on Monday but…

lordgabux says:

I’m not a fan of Rod Peterson but I have to admit he looks spectacular in this trailer.

L. T. says:

Let’s be real: MEN is doing this to specifically piss the majority of the users on this blog. I just want straight away porn. No gimmicks, no bells, no whistles. Just plain out fucking with rimming, making out, dick sucking, nipple licking, ass pounding and cum eating. That’s it. Guess I ain’t getting that. Time to pull out the HDD and see what I can watch from my library.

L. T. says:

Really? That’s all we need.

Billy C says:

Hey now . . . My own Chris Pine on Zack Quinto fantasies are LOADs better than this!

Kouki Okada says:

why don’t they release the part 2?