NextDoorSTUDIOS: David Skylar Fucks Justin Matthews in ‘Bad Cook, Good Fuck’

moondoggy says:

Several years ago, I saw a straight porno in which a bitchy woman kept sending her food back to the kitchen. The busty waitress at one point told the chef that the customer demanded creamy Italian dressing, so predictably the Italian chef fucked the waitress, pulled out and shot a huge load in the salad. The salad was then brought to the bitchy customer, who had no more complaints once she tasted the salad.

The moral of the story is that I like scenes involving badly behaved cooks.

D Will says:

February 20, 2020 at 1:21 pm

thanks for the laugh

McM. says:

February 20, 2020 at 6:15 pm

lol. Was the scene based on the “Cardinal Rule of Food” from the movie Waiting?

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Scrapple says:

February 20, 2020 at 6:40 pm

Lol. I love that movie. The sequel was kind of garbage.

Jean Grey's Anatomy says:

February 20, 2020 at 2:42 pm

I love a good stupid scenario, I’ll admit.

Edit: Also, David Skylar is really hot.

Scrapple says:

Let me again say, this is why you can’t go around eating everyone’s food. People is out here living foul, fucking in their kitchens, dropping spatulas on the floor and not washing them, and worse yet, tasting food and putting the utensil back in the pot! This is why they need to bring Home Economics back to the schools. People are playing fast and loose in these streets kitchens.

Jay says:

February 20, 2020 at 5:40 pm

If they get David on a good ED prescription he can stay. But big, semi hard dick is pretty much covered by Pierce and I don’t think we need more of that…

Scrapple says:

February 20, 2020 at 6:09 pm

He was surprisingly more “able-bodied” in that scene he did at Men a week or two ago. Maybe it was the pool water.

Peter Pan Fly's says:

February 20, 2020 at 5:51 pm

Lmao. They have no kitchen etiquette.

Scrapple says:

February 20, 2020 at 6:03 pm

Where’s Gordan Ramsay or a rep from the Department of Health when you need them?

Peter Pan Fly's says:

February 20, 2020 at 6:09 pm

At least they didn’t fuck on the dirty floor? That gets a point. This is why they invited Door Dash. Good food and if he’s hot you can tip him with more than money.

Scrapple says:

February 20, 2020 at 6:40 pm

Take off a half a point, since they put the chef’s coat on the dirty floor to have sex. And take off two more points because Justin is literally chewing on the countertop.

I guess that is true about Door Dash. Except if the delivery guy you hit on is straight, it might turn into “Door Bash.”

Peter Pan Fly's says:

February 20, 2020 at 7:28 pm

I guess that’s fair. But the kitchen decor is pretty fancy and we also get to witness Justin bottom so I guess that’s something. Maybe a swifter would do the trick they’re just going to have to wait 10-15 mins for the floor to dry.

Or “Door Ass.” Sometimes you just have to take that risk. You’d be surprised at what these guys would do for 5 stars. 😳