TimTales: Felix Hain Bottoms For Cuban Newcomer Anton PJ

Anyone can, just takes practice. I’ve seen tiny dudes take dildos the size of their heads from one of those robotic fuck machines at full speed. After that I can only say there’s no such thing as a big dick, all dicks are small compared to what the human body can take.

Crisco? What are we in, the dark ages? It’s all about organic coconut oil. Preferably cold-pressed.

Lol Crisco breaks down silicone and latex. Not that this would be a concern to you, since you, like Ms. Garten, like to make sure your cast iron skillet is well seasoned. But if it’s doing that to a synthetic product, what is it doing to your organic colon?

People use hand lotion for toys? Savages. As for Crisco, I wouldn’t trust anything that has that high of a smoke point. Plus that stuff doesn’t melt so easily internally. Ever see those vids with the big old white globs of shortening coming out? Not always pretty…

But as with anything, everything you use has a downside. Even coconut oil can be iffy depending on if you use refined or unrefined. And it’s naturally antibacterial and antifungal, which can disrupt your natural gut flora. Risk factors everywhere.