River Wilson Fucks Teddy Torres in ‘The Dinner Party’ Part 3 at Men.com

Look at MEN trying to show some diversity. Y’all still ain’t shit though.

If you’re wearing a cockring and your dick still isn’t at full mast, that’s a problem.

River should rethink that Eddie Murphy mustache and consider some loin landscaping. He’s too hot to be looking like this.

For a guy who appears to be aiming for zebra realness, and starting with his left leg to get there, I have no real expectations for sound cosmetic decisions on his part.