Jason Vario Fucks Trent King in ‘Reality Blows’ Part 2 at Men.com

Jason Vario is a stud.

Child needs a lace front stat!

Well, other than Trent’s dry perm. But I’m choosing to view that hairstyle not as an example of stereotyping, but as a King expressing his appreciation for a Queen named Shangela, who will make a third attempt to snatch that coveted Drag Race crown.

DeLa was polished in every area. She’s everything Trixie should’ve been, had she pulled out the confidence she needed. And best of all DeLa was fierce without being a bitch, or a pushover. I always say, when you’re doing your shit and you know you’re the shit, you’re not worried about what the next bitch is doing.

I’d maybe put a minimum age at 22. By then you’ve hopefully seen some of the world, enough to pull looks and experience from. And you’re probably not jaded. Something tells me Chi Chi would not fare well on a Legends season.

The only thing with Adore coming back is what would really be the point? Shangela’s getting her third shot, but she had something to prove, and got better each time. Adore was already a co-runner up during season 6. Then she comes back for All Stars and actually performs worse. Mentally and stylistically. If she comes back again and doesn’t do well again, it’ll feel like a waste. And if she goes far it might feel like production orchestration. Also, All Stars is set to air in early 2018. If Adore were cast that means she would’ve been on a Drag Race competition roughly every two years since 2014. That seems like overkill.

I think it has to be a queen from season 1. Even BeBe is an option, since the show was so different back then. If Sandra can win on Survivor and come back (even going so far as to come back again after her second win) there’s no reason BeBe can’t come back to Drag Race. It would make sense after crowing the first bald queen to bring back the original bald queen. In that same vein, with Peppermint’s entry last year, maybe Ru wants another trans queen. Carmen would be the obvious choice, and they could also work the redemption angle.

Considering how much fun Ru had with Ivy’s name, I’m surprised she hasn’t come back either. Rebecca is a good option. Willam would cause all sorts of drama just being who she is, and the other queens would for sure have their stank guards up, so that’s another good choice. I forget Raven already did All Stars. These seasons and queens start to run together. That makeup read was flawless. You even saw fit to drag Raja into it. I’m always here for a Raja drag.

This is Drag Race. You can never write too much about Drag Race.