MEN: Dante Colle Fucks Jake Porter in ‘FAD DIET’

Dante is hot and glad he’s doing a lot of work lately. Porter, meh.

Poor Dante.

You’re not alone. But Dante is fucking Porter wrapped?? This is what infuriates me about condom studios like this one. They are wrapping not for their protection or even their preference, but to fit the format of a multilabel studio that makes bareback porn under every imprint they own except this one. That is nothing short of ridiculous.

Some people still want to watch porn that uses condoms, or don’t really care either way.

I understand that. But watching Dante fuck Porter wrapped is like watching Donald Trump go to churrch. You know he has zero interest in it, can’t wait to get out of there, and is only doing it for show.

Here’s one more simile for you. Wearing a condom is like brushing your teeth. If you’re literally only doing it once or twice a year, it’s just stupid. If they want Darius Ferdynand to get fucked by … lol, I literally can’t even think of a second condom-only performer. But my point is, hire THEM for this.

Ok, that made me hard…