Str8 Chaser: Blindfolded Bama Romello Enticed By Girl Ultimately Fucks Ian Levine

Yeah, no, that bitch still ain’t into black dick unless money is involved or they’re light-skinned like Austin Wilde plus she “has black friends” and can’t be racist. She’s in the same boat as Paul Canon in my opinion.

It’s been a while. I’m sorry but I had to do some soul-searching and the results are in: going back to finish school to save my ass but, and most importantly, my family knows. Right before the end of Pride Month, I sat down with my mom and we talked. She was more upset that I didn’t come out sooner but she said that she already knew. She wanted me to come out because keeping it in was both killing me and making me angry: “Did you really think I was going to hate you? I have a gay brother and a gay sister. The last thing I want is to die being in denial about my son’s sexuality like my mother did with my brother but, child, I already knew. Been known for a long time. Was waiting for you to make a move. Don’t you feel better. Don’t you feel free?”. She wasn’t wrong. I did. Regret not coming out sooner but you never can tell. Just because your family got some gay relatives don’t mean they’re accepting to everyone coming out. Kind of miss coming out here. Miss my boy 2345 as I have found no trace of him.

Aw, thanks, honey. I told a friend too and her reaction was nothing short of both endearing and hilarious:

“I’m so happy for you– wait. You’re not dating anyone yet, are you?”

“Where? From around here?”

“Yes.”

“Hell no! Not even a damn thought!”

“Oh, thank God! I was hoping you said that ‘cuz you know these hoes here are worthless!”

I love that fool. I knew she would be supportive. We still have some work on my family, though. My dad hasn’t really said a word and though she was the first one I came out to, I don’t think my mom fully grasps it and thinks that I’m confused. Naw, I’m not confused at all. I know who I am and what I like. We’re going to work through this because I’m not going back in that damn closet. I feel a million tons better now that it’s not a secret.

What did Ian Levine say?